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A Mate sent me this site.

Very funny, but read 'between the lines' !

http://www.preparing...rgencies.co.uk/

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Sick but amusing.

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I read in a local City paper that staff at the Bank Of America in Canary Wharf have been issued with survival packs, containing life saving equipment, should their 1000 staff get caught up in any disaster. The pack contained a whistle, a torch, basic first aid equipment, a FM radio, a bottle of water and a packet of boiled sweets. I'm not being funny, but what [****!!****] use is a packet of boiled sweets if some crazed terrorist has just blown up your building!

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high in sugar. a quick source of energy.

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..........and not a cyanide pill in sight !!!

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JR, that's the funniest thing I've read in ages!

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Emergency contact details

999, dumbass. I mean, seriously, do you really need a whole web page to tell you to dial 999?


absolutely fecking brilliant!




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