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And you would have to rate him right up there with the no 2 man in the government

IQ = John Prescott

Dress sense = Norman Pitkin

Modesty = Robbie Williams

But he really should not worry about us loving him, along with Bliar he rates 1 and 2 in self love

In the pratt stakes out on his own

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Are we referring to the geezer who is supposed to be thick, yet gets injured and knows he won't be fit to play in a certain World Cup qualifier so realises that if he picks up a yellow-card, his missed game through injury will wipe the slate clean ?

So much for doing jig-saw puzzles out of Kelloggs Packets !

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The stupidest thing was trying to prove he was not as thick as people think he is,so did this prove it one way or the other?

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Yes ! HE'S THICK !!

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getting yourself booked when injured to serve a suspension: CLEVER

telling the whole world this fact: RETARDED

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I had to laugh at a certain headline on the back page of a certain Saturday National newspaper !

[color:"blue"] "F.A. DEMAND A WRITTEN EXPLANATION FROM BECKHAM !" [color:"red"]


I hope they're NOT holding their breath. Posh hasn't taught him which end of the crayon to hold !!! [color:"black"]

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Perhaps it was a misprint and they want an explanation from Peckham......... it's got a lot to answer for!

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Yeah.Del Boy will find him a dodgy Lawyer! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ban.gif" alt="" />

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And you would have to rate him right up there with the no 2 man in the government........



And it looks as if the Government want to use him in the EU Constitution campaign - quote from a news feed:

"Beckham snubs pro-Constitution campaign

Pro-Constitution campaigners claimed this week that David Beckham was set to be signed up as the face of the "yes" campaign. A "senior government source" admitted that "the last thing we want in the campaign is politicians like Tony Blair, Charles Kennedy or Chris Patten sitting on a stage."

The report claimed that the pro-Constitution campaign would be using "Celebrities, supermodels and sports stars", including David Beckham, to reach out to "younger people" (Mirror, 16 October). However it was later reported that Beckham is set to "snub" the pro-Constitution campaign. One of his advisers said it was unlikely that Beckham would join the campaign and added that he had "not received an invite" (Sun, 19 October)"

Uh Oh!

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[quote Beckham snubs pro-Constitution campaign
Pro-Constitution campaigners claimed this week that David Beckham was set to be signed up as the face of the "yes" campaign. A "senior government source" admitted that "the last thing we want in the campaign is politicians like Tony Blair, Charles Kennedy or Chris Patten sitting on a stage." :[/quote]"
Uh Oh! [/quote]

Th government fully realising that anybody with more than two grey cells will be voting no




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