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Where has all the spontaneous wit, wisdom and banter disappeared to?

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It has been waiting for you to appear here <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

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Ow that was so bitchy!
Shouldn't you be out milking the cows at this time anyway?

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Nah - leave it to my farmhands.... and a few machines...

Welcome onboard - I'm sure you will help us get the witty comments going <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

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Ooh, could you introduce me to some of your farmhands? Normally, through the football season, I enjoy watching all the footy players, but the summer is a bit boring. Cricketers just don't do it for me. But farmhands? That might be nice.

Where is your farm? Perhaps later in the year I can get in a Conference game at G&N and then come on to lend a hand at haymaking. If you know what I mean!

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Are you any good at plucking?

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Couldn't have a flirt like this on the Canvey forum. Jealous old Frenchy thingummy would censor it.

Up the Fleet (and yes, I am - since you're asking).

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Jervais:
<strong>Up the Fleet (and yes, I am - since you're asking).</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Up the fleet all ready - not good, even at your age...

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Now this is more like the forum we know and love.

By the way I spent hours driving around the farmlands in "deepest Kent" last week-end.
Where were you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Now this is more like the forum we know and love.

By the way I spent hours driving around the farmlands in "deepest Kent" last week-end.
Where were you?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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On my tractor, probably stuck behind some Northern B'stard who can't drive on southern roads... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by JC_GNFC:
<strong>On my tractor, probably stuck behind some Northern B'stard who can't drive on southern roads... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

JC</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Not me JC. I was the redhead in the porche stuck behind some yokel driving a tractor! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
Anyway you've been quiet recently. Is it sheep-dipping or haymaking time at the moment? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />




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