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Hawkeye Pierce

By Hawkeye Pierce
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Yesterday two tree surgeons felled a tree onto my car whilst I was driving it and I walked away without a scratch and the car whilst a few minor dents survived too!


I reckon you just drove into a tree and created this elaborate cover story to hide your shame. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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Did BURROW for the truth Badger?

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Yesterday two tree surgeons felled a tree onto my car whilst I was driving it and I walked away without a scratch and the car whilst a few minor dents survived too!


I reckon you just drove into a tree and created this elaborate cover story to hide your shame. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />


How would it land on the roof and bounce onto the bonnet and windscreen if I drove into it? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" /> No damage to the bumper!
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Not that old chestnut?

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How would it land on the roof and bounce onto the bonnet and windscreen if I drove into it? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" /> No damage to the bumper!


We've only got your word for it. You could've replaced the bumper before showing it to anyone else.

Still, it could've been worse. I once managed to drive into the side of a skip, ripping most of the side off my vehicle. The next Enfield match I went to, they announced their new sponsors - Enfield Skips!
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How would it land on the roof and bounce onto the bonnet and windscreen if I drove into it? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shrug.gif" alt="" /> No damage to the bumper!


We've only got your word for it. You could've replaced the bumper before showing it to anyone else.

Still, it could've been worse. I once managed to drive into the side of a skip, ripping most of the side off my vehicle. The next Enfield match I went to, they announced their new sponsors - Enfield Skips!


I'm sure the repairers were able to spruce it up though!
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