There's these tree fellas

[Big J R]

Makes yer feel like having a SPRUCE up !!

[Southport - TOWNER]

Wood u believe it, we have had moost of these jokes befir

[Mr Happy]

Yeah, but they are axecelent!

[Badger]

Sounds like you're having a larch at Compo's axepense.

[Nikki 50/50]

stop it. what a waste of a thread.

[Southport - TOWNER]

Junior - u r so "sappling"

[TopGun]

Compo must be feeling syca(bit)more on this subject now.

[Badger]

Well, you know what they say; "Life's a beech."

[Nikki 50/50]

ok that one is the only funny one,. well done badger, life is a "beech"!!

[MbrunoB]

wood yew leave ash to it,we are having fern here?

[Mr Happy]

This thread is obviously bamboo(zling) Junior!

[Southport - TOWNER]

surely we all-Pine for some intelligent comment

[The Invisible Man]

Time to log off.

[TopGun]

And I just want to know Has compo been Lumber'ed with a hefty bill to fix his car.

[Mr Happy]

No, but when his missus found out she did use a birch on him.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...trouble was, he enjoyed it!

[Southport - TOWNER]

as they say

 

"life's a birch"

[Hawkeye Pierce]

And then you're lumbered with one?

[Southport - TOWNER]

if this keeps going on I'm gonna be ill

 

In fact I'm sycamore of it already!

[Mr Happy]

Southport, I'm a bit skint at the moment. can you buy me a beer this evening. I willow you the money!

[Southport - TOWNER]

Quote:

Southport, I'm a bit skint at the moment. can you buy me a beer this evening. I willow you the money!

Somethings never change!
At least you are consistent, my short-armed feind!
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ps I'm not driving tonight!