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tick which order you do them...

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Wottabout "Shampoo" ?


I always have referred to the process as the FOUR esses !

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i would have expected shampooing to be a sub-task included in the showering part of the esses.

unless you shampoo, [censored], shave then shower...

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Frankly I rather like a shag in the morning too!

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and a Sing in the Shower.

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wheres moisturise ?

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Izzat smoisturise with a silent "s" ?

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wheres moisturise ?


Isn't that a little pikey village near Gravesend ??

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I shave whilst in the shower, find it saves time.

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I shave whilst in the shower, find it saves time.


Brazilian, eh, LMU ???

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I shave whilst in the shower, find it saves time.


I nearly choked on my tea at that statement!!

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I'm still waiting for her answer.

Brazilian, or Telly Savalas, possibly ??

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You shouldn't be asking a girl that sort of question, BJR!!!




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