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Why, why, why Victoria? You're merely adding yet another sh!t name to the litany of sh!t names that all the pikeys will use when they're next up the duff and need a crap name for their kid.

Can't we tax parents that come up with utterly crass names for their kids...?

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Because Posh and Becks are sh*t too......thats why!

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Why, why, why Victoria? You're merely adding yet another sh!t name to the litany of sh!t names that all the pikeys will use when they're next up the duff and need a crap name for their kid.

Can't we tax parents that come up with utterly crass names for their kids...?


What the hell is this one based on? A cruise where they 'made' the child? Or maybe it's a reference to David cruising round Spain looking for slappers who will show him a few tricks when Victoria's out of town.

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If he is religious why is he working on a Sunday?

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'Cruz' is Spanish for 'cross', but at only a day old the baby boy is already having the p!ss ripped out of him, in Spain. 'Cruz' is a girls name.

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They're trying to get the spaniards to like them a bit more. But come on, there could have been better names than that!

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When will a celebrity call it's kid "Dave"?

You al'right Dave?

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They're trying to get the spaniards to like them a bit more. But come on, there could have been better names than that!


Yeah!!!!! San Miguel for one! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/elephant.gif" alt="" />

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Manuel Beckham's got a nice ring to it!

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What about Jose thats a nice Spanish name.

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so is Pedro

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Doesn't Pedro translate as dog? If so it isn't the baby that should be called that. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ignore.gif" alt="" />

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oooooooooooooh very good.

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Franco. That'd make him popular in Spain...

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When will a celebrity call it's kid "Dave"?

You al'right Dave?


Yeah I'm fine thanks.

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Doesn't Pedro translate as dog? If so it isn't the baby that should be called that. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ignore.gif" alt="" />


No, Perro is dog!

What about calling him David Junior, or better still, Jésus!

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Don't talk about religion !

I still love Mister Becks comments when asked if he was going to have Brooklyn Christened !

Something along the lines of....

"Yes of course - When he decides what religion he wants to be !!

DOH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, he's certainly going to have a cross to bear for the rest of his life, Red Neck !! :-)

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It could only be Beckham, couldn't it? What a knob.

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Have you seen the odds on them playing for England?

5,000 - 1 that all three will pull on a 3 lions jersey at one point or another, and get this....... 10,000 - 1 that they'll all play for SPAIN!!!!




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