BOYLAN

[CANV EFM]

yup.. im super jealous that i dont get to chat with good old stimmo

[Guest]

I fink gravesend r gna wip yo ass on saturday coz dey rok n i'll b down da fleet end cheerin dem on coz since we gt our new manager liam daish we won most of our games.

 

Ur gna lose so bad m8s. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/affig.gif" alt="" />

[A Non E Mouse]

i dink me keybod is bugered as i type a lot of crop m8

 

i b down the flet on sat r day, c u there m8

[YELLOW]

Crikey, they don't half speak weird in Kent!!

[Merv]

Dear jesus, a word of warning. I suspect that some imbecile has been using your computer and posting on the Canvey Island FC message board without you knowing. The mindless pap that this miscreant is posting in your name is so bad, it's actually embarrassing. The lack of grammar, spelling and syntax, let alone any words that make sense are the giveaway. May I suggest that you put some sort of password onto your computer system before this brainless idiot posts even more rubbish in your name.

 

By the way, your big day coming up soon so I don't suspect you'll be at the game?

[EUFC superb]

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YELLOW said:
Crikey, they don't half speak weird in Kent!!

its called text talk mate and whats all that pukka about <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Crikey, I text people and don't use that language!!!

[Matt H]

We're not all up on this new fangled technology you know! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Anyway, we're not one of their Chav homies. We expect civil tongue on a forum, not a mobile phone in sight on here! Even if they speak total tosh, it can be decyphered into a known dialect for those over 17! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/roflmao.gif" alt="" />

[EUFC superb]

we got chavs off you didnt we because we didnt always have them in the garden of england

[Matt H]

Probably, they're like vermin.

 

They live in one area and drain it's credability until it turns into a living hell. Once they've set-up their evil environment they try and expand their burberry empire and have obviously moved into your 'Garden of Eden' to do exactly the same as what they've done everywhere else.

 

We need a modern day Pied Piper, preferable with a Flamethrower!

[YELLOW]

You should stop the ferry from Tilbury then!!!

[EUFC superb]

if youv been to gravesend or aroundthere before then youl know the distance some chavs cover. some chavs come down to dene holm road from kings farm!!

[Matt H]

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gnfc superb said:some chavs come down to dene holm road from kings farm!!

That means nothing to me! LOL

[EUFC superb]

lol put it this way kings farm is about 5 mins away from us travelling along the a2 at 70 mph

[Matt H]

Ah I see. Well you know what these Boy Racers are like, they need to flash off their souped up triple hand VW's. LOL

[EUFC superb]

no what amazes me is that these are only just able to drink so they catch the buses!

[Matt H]

Nice, I've lost count of the times I've been on buses with Chavs, drunk or not. Sometimes drunk grown men are funny, I've seen the funny side before. But these twats are just like locusts.

 

Unfortunately you can't swat these buggers as easily!

[EUFC superb]

iv seen some chavs chuck stones at buses

[Matt H]

That it? LOL

 

I've been on buses pelted with stones, eggs, shot with paintballs and catapults. Fortunately I haven't been on any that have been shot with Air Rifles yet though. Drivers have been mugged and assaulted.

 

A work colleague of mine was on a bus in Shoebury two months ago. In broad daylight a guy boards the bus, puts a knife to a kid's throat, asks him for everything he's got and jumps off the bus, sprinting down the road in literally 30 seconds!!

[YELLOW]

Just before Xmas I was on a bus coming round Link Road that had a brick thrown at the window. This was at 8pm at night. Most bus drivers refuse to drive round that area after a certain time because of the trouble with the kids.