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Erm, I know nowt about cricket but:

 

1. Team loses

2. -4 runs awarded to the other team for a particularly silly running style

3. The aliens land and reclaim him, taking him back to his home planet

4. Four. Two dogs, a pied wagtail and a disoriented homing pigeon.

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I too know nothing about cricket but:

 

1. Team wins

2. GNFC scores a double century

3. The crowd goes crazy, holds him aloft, his arms in the air victorious, he gets struck by lightning and incinerated. We don't hear about it, assume he was out for a duck and mock him way after he's laid to rest.

4. loads, although mostly ambulance drivers and undertakers.

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I also know nothing about 'Cricket'..!

 

They forfeit the match

Superb scores with the umpire

Caught out - by the umpires partner

77 pigeons and a pigeon loving crow..

 

I really am ashamed that I don't know the rules or know how to play... My missus asked me what the scoring meant when it came on the news and I 'lied' to her.. I had to save face, I'm a blokey..!!

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