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I just accidently swithced on to "celebrity" love island for 2 mins on ITV.

It's as bad as that bloody "Celebrity" wrestling. No celebrities, no wrestling, got moved opposite the church shows and will lose ratings there too. You would've thought they'd learn their lesson.

How can these people call themselves celebrities??

(I had to get most of these peoples names from the website)

Liz McLarnon - Ex Atomic Kitten, obviously couldn't get a job on kids tv or a record contract, decided to whore herself out on tv instead.

Jayne Middlemiss - at least I've heard of her, probably couldn't get on celebrity wrestling.

Judi Shekoni - she played Precious on Eastenders. Precious? Who?

Isabella Hervey - Daughter of the Marquis of Bristol, was on the games. Probably couldn't get on Celebrity wrestling (see above). Get a real job.

Rebecca Loos - Tart who slept with Beckham and tossed off a pig on tv

Abi Titmuss - tubby nurse who filmed herself screwing and put it on the net. Must have beer flavoured nipples for all the unwarrented attention she gets.

MIchael Greco - Gianni from Eastenders, probably hasn't worked since. Probably couldn't get on celebrity wrestling (see above).

Fran Crosgrove - Ex boyband bodygard and jungle bloke. probably couldn't get on celebrity wrestling (see above)

Lee Sharp - Ex football, isn't he ON Celebrity wrestling???

Du' aine Ladejo - never heard of him, but was in the Olympics, so I guess he can't be all bad. Probably too good to be on celebrity wrestling.

Paul Danan - Ex Hollyoakes, doubt he's worked since. Didn't he try to be a kids tv presenter too? probably couldn't get on celebrity wrestling (see above)

Calum Best - Stop living off your old man's name and get a job. probably couldn't get on celebrity wrestling (see above)

I need a beer. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Grrrr, don't get me started. The ONLY celeb show I would watch (and I don't think it's too far away from being commissioned) is Celebrity Death.

Twenty complete w*nkers are shut up in a tomb and suck air through straws. The pea-brained numpties otherwise known as the public vote on whose straw gets taken away and one by one, the celebs slowly die until the winner is left. Then as a prize they get executed.

Quality TV.

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Yeah but its not all bad mate!
Half naked birds walkin round on terrestrial TV, wiv constant leg, crutch and titty shots!! Not all bad if ya ask me! have a beer and chill wid ya tongue out cos they are more famous than u will eva be!
Im very bored at the moment and just thought that I would make my feelings clear. Not that im some sort of Celebrity Love Island Guru cos im not it is bollox but the fit birds in bikini's make it worth watching! And lets face it they are more famous than we will eva be! and also....would you prefer it if someone more famous....say.....Jimmy Jackson was walkin round in a bikini?? fink bout it!

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Jayne Middlemiss might get into the 'fit birds' category, but a few of the others would be struggling.

I reckon Jacko would pass muster by comparison.

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Grrrr, don't get me started. The ONLY celeb show I would watch (and I don't think it's too far away from being commissioned) is Celebrity Death.

Twenty complete w*nkers are shut up in a tomb and suck air through straws. The pea-brained numpties otherwise known as the public vote on whose straw gets taken away and one by one, the celebs slowly die until the winner is left. Then as a prize they get executed.

Quality TV.

Perhaps the creators of "The Running Man", starring Arnie Swartzneggar were inspired by ITV. Let's bring it onto Channel 4.

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Corrections:

Rebecca Loos - CLAIMS to have slept with Becks.

Fran Cosgrave - Nightclub owner, Tash Kitten & Jodie Marsh's ex, 3rd on I'm a Celebrity

Du'aine Ladejo - won the first series of new look Superstars, former 400m athlete.

Lady Isabella Hervey - Runner up to Katy Hill in The Games 2004, General IT girl.

Michael Greco - actually played Beppe Di Marco in Eastenders. Marc Bannerman played Gianni (now he's in Celebrity Wrestling).

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Unfortunately most of them are 'famous' for being celebreties, exactly how much has the fact that Rebecca Loos is a dirty old slapper added to the human condition?
As for the fit birds in a bikini argument wait for a sunny day and you can see better looking girls in real life on any beach in the country although if you persist with the stupid fake accent obviously you have more chance of pulling Rebecca Loos than a real girl.

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Corrections continued:

Judi Shekoni - Precious was married to Angel (Goldie from the James Bond films), and then got involved with Paul Trueman, who was looking after her during Angel's trial for murder.

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OF course she slept with Beckham.

the lines about Fran, Du'aine and Isabella weren't corrections as I never said anything wrong about them, but overall I bow down to your knowlege of z list celebrities and hangers on.

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Ok they wern't corrections, I was just adding another lot of useless information to your list!

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It couldn't be anything other than useless when talking about these cretins.

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Goldie is more famous for winning the Mercury Music Prize and generally being a "beats and breaks" guru and music label boss/club owner.

He is a bit part actor, like Robert Pires.

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Lee Sharpe - has played for Torquay Utd, Manchester Utd, Leeds Utd, Sampdoria, Bradford City, Portsmouth and Exeter.

Jayne Middlemiss - presented early 90's show The Ozone, with Jamie Theakston, then moved on to She's gotta have it, Top of the Pops and Robot Wars.

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Lee Sharpe also owns a pub and plays fo Gorlston Town, the same team who Socrates turned out for. He is best mates with the Futbol de Salao owner of Gorlston.

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I have to be honest, and admit that I did watch it last night, the so called 'Celebs' are the only let-down.. The only ones I would of called 'celebs' albeit relatively minor are:
Jane Middlemiss
Lee Sharpe
Du'ane Ladejo..?

The others are freeloading 'z' listers that either sha66ed their way up or are getting on via someone else's misfortune..

Still, I will carry on watching, just to see if the French decide to test Nuclear Warheads on that island..!! Now that would be great TV..!!

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You forgot Liz McClarnon Number 8. She made it big with Atomic Kitten! And for a while she spent time sha99in Lee Ryan from Blue!

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You forgot Liz McClarnon Number 8. She made it big with Atomic Kitten! And for a while she spent time sha99in Lee Ryan from Blue!


Exactly, I forgot, just proves how 'high profile' she actually is, and to be honest, she was not featured too heavily on last nights show..!!

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I have to be honest, and admit that I did watch it last night,


Ban Number 8. That is the most offensive thing I've read on here... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />

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I have to be honest, and admit that I did watch it last night,


Ban Number 8. That is the most offensive thing I've read on here... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" />


I know, I should be bannished forever, and never let back in..!!! I'm so ashamed...!!

Still, it's better eye candy than 'The Farm'... Did any of you see that last night..?? Ron Jeremy (famous porn star) was having a thomas the tank..?? Brought back memories of Rebecca Loos t0551ng off that pig..!!

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Liz was high profile, but ok, she wasn't featured too much on last nights show.

As for Calum best, he's only famous because of his surname, and the fact that he sha99ed some girl in front of a security camera at the doors of a night club. Jade Jagger I think it was.




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