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Jade Jagger, another waste of space.

I just had a look at the line up for the Farm, and they have some real celebrities there!

You do get the usual nobody hangers on:

Emma B (shagging an ex singer)
Emma Noble (married and divorced an ex prime ministers son)
Dave Morgan (got engaged to some fat slapper on Eastenders)
Some bloke called Mikey Green (24 year old member of Phixx (???), dresses like a 12 year old)

But theres some legends too!

Keith Harris and Orville (80's icon, been trying to dodge a breakdown ever since)
Lionel Blair (another 80's icon, tap dancer extraordinaire)
Flavor Flav (Public enemy, need I say more)
Charlene tilton (poison dwarf Lucy Ewing from Dallas)
Cicciolina (Italian porn star politician)
Ron Jeremy (been in over 1600 porn films looks like a gay hobbit with a 'tache)

It's almost enough to make me watch, well no, but I have the idea less than the other abomination.

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Emma B - model, engaged to Brian Harvey from E17

Emma Noble - appeared in flop show Crossroads, had an affair with co -star.

Mikey Green - Member of Phixx, losers on PopStars the Rivals. Was sha99ing Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud before Callum Best got to her.

Dave Morgan - Ex copper, has a baby daughter, Tallulah, with Jessie Wallace. Sold stories to News of the World after they split.

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I hear that Big Brother starts again soon... that's all we need... ITV, FIVE and Channel 4 all battling it out with reality shows... I aint gonna get a look in at home... anyone got a spare room they could let me use for a couple of months...?! Preferably with SKY Sports and Men and Motors...!!

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Emma Noble - was married to James Major, son of Tony Blair's idol John.

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Blimey Fleetbabe, you are WELL informed, do you do anything else other than watching TV and reading about 'z' listers...??!! Bet you have a subscription to Hello, Now and OK magazines..?!?

And your idols are Jordan and Peter...??!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I hate Jordan more than all the others combined. She's on a par with impressionist in my book.

I blame Heat magazine for all this rubbish.

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But Big Brother doesn't include Z list celebs.

Was having a look at the celebrity wrestling line up. They've got:

James Hewitt - some Posh Toff who sold stories of Princess Diana. Also appeared on the Games 2003.

Leilani Dowding - Page 3 model

Lee Sharpe - we alread know about him!

Jennie Powell - most famous for Wheel of Fortune and No Limits

Jeff Brazier - Played football for Leyton Orient, won first series of the Farm in 2004, has 2 children (Bobby Jack and Freddy) by Jade Goody, co - presented Dirty Laundry on Channel 4 with June Sarpong. First appeared in reality TV show Shipwrecked in 2001

Michelle Heaton - member of Liberty X (popstars rejects who didn't get into Hearsay), boyfriend is Andy Scott-Lee, brother of Steps star Lisa.

Kate Lawler - Winner of Big Brother 3. Boyfriend is Real Madrid's Jonathan Woodgate. Currently DJing on Heart FM and has presented channel 4 flop RI:SE

Iwan Thomas - Former 40m European & Commomwealth Champion, World Cup Winner and British Record holder.

Annabel Croft - was youngest Briton to play at Wimbledon for 1/4 of a century back in 1982. Became replacement Skyrunner for Anneka Rice on Treasure Hunt.

Oliver Skeete - Showjumper. Began showjumping in 1992, aged 36

Victoria Silvstedt - Model. Was a member of the Swedish national Ski team. Finalist in Miss World 1993. Also starred in Boat Trip.

Marc Bannerman - well known as Gianni Di Marco in Eastenders.

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But Big Brother doesn't include Z list celebs.


Not yet anyway, but you can bet they will become 'z' listers once the show is over... It happens every kin time...

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Yeah, you're right, probably will become z listers, just look at Jade Goody, Michelle & Stuart, Craig Phillips, Nasty Nick, the list is endless!

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the list is endless!


A bit like this thread then. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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the list is endless!


A bit like this thread then. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


What do you expect? There's no football, little going on and we've finally found something that Fleetbabe is an authority on rather that the Jukebox

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Yep. we could go on for hours about the various reality shows that hav been on in the past few weeks. What do we have:

The Farm
Celebrity Wrestling
Celebrity Love Island
Big Brother
Playing it Straight
Dance Factory (kid's TV, Saturday mornings)
Strictly Dance Fever
Average Joe

The list could go on, but I'd be here all day!

Feel free to add to it!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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The only ITV show I watch at the moment is that Saturday morning show with that hot girl Holly presenting it and midgets running into walls.

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Do you mean Ministry of Mayhem, with Holly Willoughby and Steven Mulhern. Cakey skate(celebs firing cakes from a skateboard to see how high up a wall they can get it(very messy)), Ram ray(midget running into the wall), food fights. Mind you, it is better than the Saturday show on the BBC.

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Not as good as Going Live or Motormouth.
Where else what you get little kids ringing up asking 5 Star why they were so "rubbish" (actually using language more suited to the outside the Tea Hut crew talking about our players)

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The only ITV show I watch at the moment is that Saturday morning show with that hot girl Holly presenting it and midgets running into walls.


To add to FB knowledge of the MoM show. It's filmed at the Maidstone Studios in Grove Green, I have passed there many a time and always see loads of groupies/stalkers milling about outside the gates... Saying that, both my kids have been part of the MoM audience, which pleased them no-end, so I don't mind it so much... I like the gay German scientist, he comes up with loads of adult humour which the kids miss (thankfully).. YOU LIIIIKKKKEEE....!!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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Do you mean Ministry of Mayhem, with Holly Willoughby and Steven Mulhern. Cakey skate(celebs firing cakes from a skateboard to see how high up a wall they can get it(very messy)), Ram ray(midget running into the wall), food fights. Mind you, it is better than the Saturday show on the BBC.


That's the one. Classic show. They get the woman to dress up as a french maid every week.

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Going Live was fantastic. I remember motormouth being on but never really watched. Hanger Seventeen was also quality but slightly too "cool" for me!

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Yeah, Holly becomes Polly with the Trolley, for cakey skate.

The doc and his lab are fantastic. Really funny.
Food fight is great too.




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