I just had a look at the line up for the Farm, and they have some real celebrities there!
You do get the usual nobody hangers on:
Emma B (shagging an ex singer)
Emma Noble (married and divorced an ex prime ministers son)
Dave Morgan (got engaged to some fat slapper on Eastenders)
Some bloke called Mikey Green (24 year old member of Phixx (???), dresses like a 12 year old)
But theres some legends too!
Keith Harris and Orville (80's icon, been trying to dodge a breakdown ever since)
Lionel Blair (another 80's icon, tap dancer extraordinaire)
Flavor Flav (Public enemy, need I say more)
Charlene tilton (poison dwarf Lucy Ewing from Dallas)
Cicciolina (Italian porn star politician)
Ron Jeremy (been in over 1600 porn films looks like a gay hobbit with a 'tache)
It's almost enough to make me watch, well no, but I have the idea less than the other abomination.