You couldn't make it up: intercepting a reporter's newspaper to draw a clock on a certain page, showing the time of their next meeting, red flags stuck in balcony flower pots to confirn the meeting ... No. 8, your revelations are sometimes tantalising, but you have a long way to go before you reach this level, matey!
PS Glad to see the Danny Slatter signing is finally confirmed. Welling supporter just sent me a text, hoping he's as good for us as he was for them - don't worry: genuine good wishes. A combative midfielder who occasionally scores stunning goals.