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For any supporters able to give up some time over the coming weekends to help with various odd jobs around the ground. Starting tommorow from 9am just turn up. Other work party days will be announced when arranged. Any help will of course be greatly appreciated even if only making tea. Anyone requiring a lift let me know here. Cheers.

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I'm reliably informed that volunteers at Braintree ALSO get bacon rolls.....

HOWEVER........................

S-A-U-S-A-G-E rolls are still a big No-No !!

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went down the club today great day with the sun out with a nice wind too keep us cool get the jobs done and chill out not as many people down there as i expected oh well maybe next time!!

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bacon & sausage rolls were lovely too <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cheeburga.gif" alt="" />
well done to mick the chef

Canveyboy18 after being seven balled <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

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cheers gary im sure people want to know lol <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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Dont worry mate, the video and pictures will be on the net soon enough dont you worry.

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cheers i really wanna see my own ass!!

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cheers i really wanna see my own ass!!


........... try a mirror in the bath-room ! Works for Julian Clary !!

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I didn't know they made mirrors that big! Only kidding, a man of your word you are indeed!

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Breaking news from the Boretree Club quiz night !!

Question:- How do you make a SAUSAGE ROLL ?

Answer One:- Push it down a slope.

Answer Two:- SAUSAGE Rolls are banned in Boretree !

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canveyboy18 stuck a plaster on his bathroom mirror when he had a boil on his bum!

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LOL good one there chris but why does everyone talk about me ?? lol <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

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Because no one likes you and you paraded around park lane naked on saturday after being seven balled <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Only joking matey

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Because no one likes you and you paraded around park lane naked on saturday after being seven balled <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Only joking matey


I thought he was black-balled ????? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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im not sure if Canvey Boy running around naked is the thing we need to bring in the fans, to be honest it is scaring me off a little

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Ken you were the lucky one mate, you weren't there to see it and for some reason when he was running he had a big flock of seagulls after him, cant understand why though <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wurm.gif" alt="" />

As you say, not quite the way we want to bring the fans in to park lane

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never have i been so glad of a death in the family

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its all your fault gary you f****** w***** c*** <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" /> LOL you never know the ladys might be come after seeing so much on display lol <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/alk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bootyshake.gif" alt="" />

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Chris are you still in need of help for this saturday




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