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offline zody

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whats yours

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you sparkle more than a star

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"FANCY GOING HALF EACH ON A BA--TARD"?????
suprisingly sucessful !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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Quote:
Billy Cove said:
"FANCY GOING HALF EACH ON A BA--TARD"?????
suprisingly sucessful !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />


Sad.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

Being female, I have never used a chat up line.. but the WORST one a man ever used on me was "Nice legs, what time do they open?" He didn't get anywhere with me.

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I HAVE WORSE !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/doah.gif" alt="" />

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A life without you is like a broken pencil, Pointless

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is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

my mate said that to a bird she slapped him coz she wasn't wearing any.

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wanna see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors .....


ask if she wants to come on your boat...when she asks if you have a boat say yes and point to your face???

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Do you beleive in love at first site or should i walk by again.
If you were a seed the i would grow a whole field of you.

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if i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put U and I together!

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if your name was homework i would do you on my desk right now

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Do you swallow?

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Oh billy..........i thought it would hacve been.....Have you ever seen a Sausage this big??? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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to all the laidies...whats the worst an best you have heard

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Your like a Parking ticket... you got fine written all over u!!!

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I always found 'fancy a shag' worked and was straight to the point.....

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"You have the loveliest eyes... d'you think that you might see fit to leave them to me in your will ~ if I could set them in glass, they'd make an awesome paperweight !"

Always got me a slap or the girl !!!

Thankfully in a ratio of about one to seven respectively !

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Quote:
rebel becks said:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


and landed on your face...

(Not so much a chat up line though I suppose)




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