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what was the best excuse not to go into work that you pulled

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The guy i sit opposite used that he had fallen out of bed and his knee fell onto a plug, he is only 19, what a weasel!

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Go into work and tell 'em you couldn't get in 'yesterday', coz your Mum got burnt.

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Reply, "Well, they don't f'ck about in a Crematorium!!"

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old one fella, but still funny




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