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my wife puts a condom over her head and blows it up to nearly bursting

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lol cool ill try that but my heads to big

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i can simultaneously dislocate four of my fingers. It's amazing how many people don't like my trick

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ummmmmmm i dont have any party tricks but people always laff at me becuase my enourmous head

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lol

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I can climb through a hole in a postcard and for a fat git like me that is impressive.

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wtf?

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yeah right you can <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

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We will have a pound on it next time our teams meet.

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go for it Bruno, if you win I will get my water pistol out <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/attentat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

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Do you go to any Sittingbourne matches?

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I go to the Sittingbourne Speedway when I can and will go to the football when they play the ORIGINAL fans club, Enfield Town.

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O so i will not find out if you tell the truth about your post card thing then

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Enfield Town and Sittingbourne are both Southern League Division 1 East.

But I'm sure that I can find someone to witness it. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/police.gif" alt="" />

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I will let you know fella about the post card, but like you we may have to wait a bit as Bruno lot are flying if going by last season, hope to see Bruno and his dad, nice people

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O yea sorry i was thinking Sitt was in Ryman1 just remembered they aint

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The postcard thing can be done, quite easily. It is a matter of figuring out what to do with the card.

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I think there is a postcard an on the card it is him climbing through a hole

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No, I can really fit through a hole a postcard.




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