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And I have just noticed that Zody has admitted to being nosy! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue2.gif" alt="" />

I have learned in life you can't leave boy children on their own for too long or conversation turns to smut. I check in here from time to time to see if I need to guide you lads into a different direction.. um.. or something wise like that.

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not as much as BJR THOUGH

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Not as much nosy or not as much capable of conversation wandering?

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but he is so funny our mate BJR

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A man was walking down the street when he saw a woman with gorgeous breasts

"Pardon me, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?" he asked the woman.

The woman looked at him angrily and said "No way! P!ss off!"

"What about $1,000?" the man offered.

"Look, what do you think I am?!" the woman responded, even more angry.

"Well, would you do it for $10,000?" the man asked hopefully.

The woman thought about this. "You'd bite my breasts for $10,000? .... Ok, let's go in that alley over there."

The woman opened her shirt and the man began to lovingly fondle and kiss her breasts. After a few moments, the woman asked "Hey, aren't you going to bite them?"

"Nah, to expensive," he replied, and walked away.

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just a question, does anyone get fed up with looking at a womans cleavage


[color:"red"] Stupid qustion, Zody..... A VERY stupid question ! [color:"black"]

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A man walks up to a very well endowed young lady in the street and says,
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"Excuse me Madam, but I can't help noticing you have magnificent breasts. I am from The British Mammary Foundation. Would you mind if I weighed them ?"

"Of course not !" [color:"black"] Replies the lady, [color:"blue"]"Anything to help science !"[color:"black"]

The man cups one in each hand, and shouts.....................





[color:"red"]
"WH-HEEEEYYY !" [color:"black"]

(That'll give Moo something to moan about !) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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Stupid qustion, Zody..... A VERY stupid question , so I am not the only perv then, anyone else

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<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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(That'll give Moo something to moan about !)


That would be more like something to groan and roll my eyes about!

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but I bet you would enjoy it though Moo <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Quote:
Big J R said:
A man walks up to a very well endowed young lady in the street and says,
[color:"blue"]
"Excuse me Madam, but I can't help noticing you have magnificent breasts. I am from The British Mammary Foundation. Would you mind if I weighed them ?"

"Of course not !" [color:"black"] Replies the lady, [color:"blue"]"Anything to help science !"[color:"black"]

The man cups one in each hand, and shouts.....................





[color:"red"]
"WH-HEEEEYYY !" [color:"black"]

(That'll give Moo something to moan about !) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />



Very titillating!

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but I bet you would enjoy it though Moo


Nope, I have never enjoyed a bad joke.
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time for joke. Lets See

Who wears the Pants

A young couple just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband who was a big bully bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she said. "That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee cap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes!"

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Did you get that joke off Moo, Zody ??

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'YES'

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'YES'


Eh? I don't remember telling you that one! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

However, it is great advice for any woman to remember..

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bet you wont forget it either <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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we fellas live in hope

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror - A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there’s a bright flash...and his legs fall off.

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Hahaha...there is a lesson here..be careful what you wish for you just might get it <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />




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