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work this one out


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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
-Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18- year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

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WHAT TYPE OF BREASTS DO YOU LIKE EVERYONE

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The nearest.

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ones that I can touch without a slap

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then dont bend down in front of them Chav, Keep at arms length and use a finger and thumb

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Im not fussed really what breasts i like...

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couldnt agree with you more

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Boys will be boys..

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I'm quite fond of this pair myself...



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good taste my son

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cheers Zody. Now if i can just afford the trip to california to meet her

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chav, get her to come to the Chav, you learn these things as you get older, mind you it doesnt always work, before Moo puts as straight

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On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"

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before Moo puts as straight


I have come to accept that you are a group of 13 year olds disguised as adults.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

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we are not as old as that Moo <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Here is a nice asian lass for ya's all to look at...

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just read in the News of the World, page 39.

record number of men are getting breast reductions, doctors blame excess female hormones in tap water and food

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Ok thats quite strange...

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we are not as old as that Moo


I was trying to be nice.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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you are always nice, to me that is, BJR says different <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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