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why nobody owns a washing machine in eastenders ? One of the great mysterys of life!

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or why there are any people left alive in midsummer....??

or why les battersby wears a gold rolex...?

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or why no one suspects Hercule Poirot for all those bloody murders. And who would want to spend any time in his company as you know sooner or later you're gonna be brown bread!

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Or why the Great Escape is called that when only 3 of them got away? 50 odd killed, 30 odd returned to the camp. The pretty rubbish escape is more like it.

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Or why the old "New Northfleet Papermills" was clearly in Swanscombe!

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You may have heard of "Seahenge", in Norfolk.

It was not built in the sea, nor is it a henge.

Anyway, back to East Enders, if Sam Mitchell is so clever why didn't she have the most basic knowledge of the legal situation regarding divorce? She should never have lost the house.

If Johnny is such a bigshot why is he living in a crap house in Walford?

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If Johnny is such a bigshot why is he living in a crap house in Walford?

i can answer that 1 invbisible coz he used to live there many years ago and it's home to him

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Why is that everyone in Eastenders has a burning sense of loyalty to the neighbourhood and the family?

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Why people in anything in Films or on the Telly are only ill if it has something to do with the plot?

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........ or why the DSS Investigators never enter the Queen Vic. to find out how come the whole of Walford can afford to be on the P1ss all the time ?

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...or why anyone watches EastEnders in the first place?

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Good point Grimlock!

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or why there are any people left alive in midsummer....??

or why les battersby wears a gold rolex...?


I always thought that guy from Bergerac was a bit dodgy!!

As for Les Battersby he most probably nicked it!! His pikey brother is banging them for Grays at the mo.

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...or why no one in soap operas gets tele sales calls (bloody onetel 9 calls over the bank holiday weekend what part of the word no do they not understand.)sorry having a meldrew moment.

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Or why anybody in soaps never watch soaps.

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So far on eastenders i only think they've watched the weakest link and nature programmes.

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is anyone in eastenders into football and talk about it?

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Not since Arthur died,big Walford Town supporter.

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Alfie Moon has an old skool Hammers shirt that he sometimes has on.

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but they don't talk footie do they?




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