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about the Burmese Python found in the Florida Everglades with an alligator sticking out of it's gut. Well know you can see just how it works though there is a shiny new penny for anyone who can tell me just where the legless [****!!****]'s head is meant to be.

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uh!

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What next, a snake trying to eat itself????

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What next, a snake trying to eat itself????


I knew a contortionist like that once, Invis.

(Thinks..........................)

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I was once engaged to a contortionist, until she broke it off.

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What next, a snake trying to eat itself????


I knew a contortionist like that once, Invis.

(Thinks..........................)


In fact I also knew a contortionist who wanted to, but just never got round to it.

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Don't keep confusing these poor mis-guided youngsters, Invis !

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I think some of them desperately need to be guided by a miss!

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Halifax ?

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She's a lass, not a miss!

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She's a lass, not a miss!
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The voice of Experience.............. [color:"black"]




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