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Eastside Urchin The truth.

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I have been doing some research and as you all know my sources are excellent, as a result of that research I have discovered some startling news.



I think I have evidence to prove beyond doubt that Eastside is actually Yellows illigitimate son, born as a result of an illicit one night liaison between a toothless drunk in white shoes wearing Burberry knickers and our old friend Yellow.

This encounter happened following a midweek evening game at Hornchurch.

The act in question happened on a rainy night in November under Upminster bridge when Yellow was drunk.

The woman in question regularly changes her lipstick hence all Hornchurch players have a rainbow around their penis(Yellow check for the tell tale signs).

I have warned you about that date rape drug and as a lesson to you all, Eastside Urchin is living proof of what can go wrong.

Look at the evidence, he spends more time on the Canvey site than on the Urchin site, he spends his holidays in a caravan, look at his posts he even writes like yellow, he has an inexplicable pull towards Canvey its in his genes (just like his mum was in Yellows Jeans).

Rather than as some people have suggested ignoring him or even attacking him, we should welcome him into the fold, maybe even buy him a drum. Rejection can be very damaging at his age especially when his body is full of pubesant hormones.


Therefore I say

Eastside!! COME HOME TO DADDY, we will save you a space under the shed.

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we're going wembley
we're going wembley
YOUR NOT
YOUR NOT
(just when you thought you had got rid of me,old tottenham boy pipes up)

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Talks bollox like yello, you could be right MOB

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be afraid,be very afraid
yellows illegitemate offspring will be popping up at a town near you soon!!

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let me guess, you were the one in the tracksuit tucked into his socks and Burberry cap. Drinking white lightning down by the kebab shop.

You were with some trampy looking girl with a triple pram, I assumed she was your mum.

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nah,i come from upminster not canvey!!
anyway how dare you subject yellow to these sorts of rumours,have you not seen the state of my mum since she turned 70!!

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Ask Yellow he should know.

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yellow,where are you,but don't give them too many graphic details,its too early in the morning for that mate!

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Here is DADDY!!!!!!

http://www.nonleague...0/page/6#606520

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quality,haven't seen that picture for a while
did any of you meet the yellow lookalike at the grays match,think he stood with him,thats our good mate socksy!
he loves germans!!!
anyway must go,got some birds to find!!
no doubt i will speak to you all later upon my return for some more canvey-urchin banter
you guys are great!!

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sex change - that picture never fails to shock me.

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Heres mummy!!

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Here is Mummy and Dady when they were courting, obviously the drugs have taken their tole and mummy has lost weight now, but back then she was all woman.

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you really shouldn't put pictures of your parents on the forum mob,my god you can tell they come from canvey!!!
is that jeff king in drag




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