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offline EFM The Firm, The Voice

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Three Lions (Canvey Mix)
(To the tune of, well, Three Lions!)

[You're staying down
You're staying down
You're staying,
Canvey's staying down] x2

All of your jokes, all of your sneers,
And all your oh-so-nears,
Made me laugh
Through the years

Cos Canvey always throw it away
With a useless display
In the Ryman they stay
Now we're singing...

In your Essex slum
On your inbred island
Your sister is your mum
You're rotting in the Ryman

Laugh about Canvey staying down
Your manager's a clown
We'll be back
At your sh*tty ground

And you might get on Match of the day
But the end of the day
At this level you'll stay
And stay forever....

In your Essex slum
On your inbred island
Your sister is your mum
You're rotting in the Ryman

(Commentary bit)
"It's Lock for Grays, he shoots, he scores, and Canvey are 2-1 down"
"And Rob Haworth equalises for Sutton - Canvey seem determined to hand the title to Gravesend"
"It's there…. Jones scores for Braintree with eight minutes remaining - and Canvey are dead and buried. They've choked it again"

Let's all raise a drink
To that fat b*stard King

[You're staying down
You're staying down
You're staying,
Canvey's staying down] x2

In your Essex slum
On your inbred island
Your sister is your mum
You're rotting in the Ryman

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Can we get rid of this thread, Do we need to have this on our forum

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What's wrong with that? A bit of banta and it's not takeing the pee out of enfield for a change!

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offline Mr Happy

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by <Rob>:
<strong>What's wrong with that? A bit of banta and it's not takeing the pee out of enfield for a change!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Here here, there's nothing wrong with a good bit of banter and p*** taking!

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Shreddies do not keep hunger locked up till lunchtime !

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Yeah, but it's not related to EFC is it....

So, bloody Americans, wanting to govern themselves. I say it should stay British, after all we've got an Empire, don't you know!




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