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Millions of the mangy buggers everywhere, yet I've rarely seen a dead one. They're so fat and lazy, you wonder why you don't see more of them just, like, keeling over and dying on the spot.

For some reason, this question is occupying my tiny mind. Anyone know the answer?

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i presume that when a pigeon dies, its usually on a rooftop where the rats and other pigeons pillage the carcass

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Damn, I was looking for a conspiracy theory... abducted by aliens or dead pigeons secretly running the government. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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have you ever seen a baby pigeon anyone

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Quote:
Stu M said:
Millions of the mangy buggers everywhere, yet I've rarely seen a dead one. They're so fat and lazy, you wonder why you don't see more of them just, like, keeling over and dying on the spot.

For some reason, this question is occupying my tiny mind. Anyone know the answer?


Where do you think all the posh restaurants get their pink and bloody roast pigeon breasts from?

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Where do pigeons go at night?

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I don't care where they die as long as they do. I hate them.

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who cares where they die bloody flying rats h8 em

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have you ever seen a baby pigeon anyone


I believe baby pigeons are known as squabs, Zody.

Ugly little bleeders.

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Have you ever noticed that at winter there is always one REALLY fat one that just stands out.

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the ones that fly over NG17 die when I shoot the fckers in great quantities... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Where the hell is NG17?

http://www.scotiafootball.com/

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Where the hell is NG17?


Nagorno-Karabakh. It's very like Hornchurch... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Stu, dont upset our friends at Hornchurch, especially Uncle, <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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friends at Hornchurch



<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> footie fans are one big happy family <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> arnt they, but are Pigeons




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