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Whoops.. that should have been "Women are not allowed to swear, snore, fart, belch or sweat. Therefore, we must bitch or we will explode"

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Blokes can also understand football!

http://www.scotiafootball.com/

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good man, got his proirities right, together with a beer while watching it

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Blokes can also understand football!


So can a woman.. an American woman no less.. and understand the importance of drinking beer while watching. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Are you talking about football, or American football?

http://www.scotiafootball.com/

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Are you talking about football, or American football?

http://www.scotiafootball.com/


Moo is talking about good old Soccer. As her ENGLISH husband !

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Are you talking about football, or American football?

http://www.scotiafootball.com/


Moo is talking about good old Soccer. As her ENGLISH husband !

Good. I can't stand American football.

http://www.scotiafootball.com/

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American football isn't football.. it is gridiron. It is a bunch of oversized brutes in padding running around cracking helmets with each other. I have never really cared for it.

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American football isn't football.. it is gridiron. It is a bunch of oversized brutes in padding running around cracking helmets with each other. I have never really cared for it.


Perhaps a 're-phrase' might be in order, Moo !

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Perhaps if some people around here would read things as they are intended to be read.. There was nothing dirty minded about that as it was being typed.

Rephrase It is a bunch of oversized brutes in padding and helmets, running around a field, occasionally slamming into each other, causing their protective head gear to make loud noise as it makes contact with another person's protective head gear.[/b] Is that better? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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Thank God for that, Moo. The use of the word 'helmet' CAN get you into trouble in good old Blighty, and the thought of grown men clashing their helme........

WELL !!

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Men can do alot of things Women cant do
But its also the other way around as well...Women can do alot of things Men cant do

Im not bothered who is better then who...we are all equal...thats what i think

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Blokes can do DIY!

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Apparently I don't know the other meaning of the word. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Women can do DIY too, m'dear. We are far more capable with tools than men might realize.

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Apparently I don't know the other meaning of the word. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Women can do DIY too, m'dear. We are far more capable with tools than men might realize.


I agree Moo, my wife is great at Demolish It Yourself! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Whose side are you on? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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not yours <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Women can fake org@sm's ! Men Can't !!

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Apparently not.. and I thought he was my friend.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

Men could fake them if they really wanted to. My thoughts on women who fake are, they are only cheating themselves. If some bloke was doing a crap job of pleasing me, why would I want to give a stellar performance of screaming and moaning? He would think he was doing something great, and continue to do that each time, thinking he was doing something great. In the end, the woman would have to fake every time because she lead him to believe he was doing something amazing.

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Apparently not.. and I thought he was my friend.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bawling.gif" alt="" />

Men could fake them if they really wanted to. My thoughts on women who fake are, they are only cheating themselves. If some bloke was doing a crap job of pleasing me, why would I want to give a stellar performance of screaming and moaning? He would think he was doing something great, and continue to do that each time, thinking he was doing something great. In the end, the woman would have to fake every time because she lead him to believe he was doing something amazing.



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