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Saw a picture of him in the sun today trying on a full length white wedding dress. The mind just boggles at what the world is coming to. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Saw a picture of him in the sun today trying on a full length white wedding dress. The mind just boggles at what the world is coming to. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


Quite right Man From Mars. He has been married once already, so you would think it would be a coloured dress! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Ya should of seen the A-Listers stuck in the traffic! Hahaha. My small village will be in all the paper tommorow!

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What has happenend to England's green and pleasant land. Just another thing that Blair's Britain has given us.........queer bloody weddings.

I had to laugh at this mornings headline in the Sun:

ELTON TAKES DAVID UP THE AISLE!

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Well said Boroman.

Every f'cin time I caught a news report on tele yesterday, I had to watch the rug-topped dwarf and his boy/girlfriend/wife grinning for the camera.

Me and 'Er Indoors will have been married 34 years this coming January. If we re-affirm our vows in Church, will it be on the news.

Will 'Hello' magazine be interested ?

WILL THEY, BOLLOX !!!

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[quote]Big J R said:

Me and 'Er Indoors will have been married 34 years this coming January. If we re-affirm our vows in Church, will it be on the news.

Me and Mrs Pabird have chalked up 44years, BJR sorry son but it gets no easier

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I just chalked up one year yesterday, and not a television crew in sight. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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Heard Elton and David Furnish were making a remake of The Wizard of Oz it's called;










Swallow the yellow thick load.

Sorry everyone.

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I just chalked up one year yesterday, and not a television crew in sight. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
you have to marry a raving iron to get noticed these days. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

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Me and 'Er Indoors will have been married 34 years this coming January. If we re-affirm our vows in Church, will it be on the news.


Hardly, how many records have you sold?

I don't think you can blaim Blairs Britian, whoever was in power would of given in to this soon anyway, it is 2005 after all and I say fair play why shouldn't same sex couples be allowed to marry?

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The wedding song when the groom and groom danced together was Elton John's version of Billy Idol's clasic White Wedding.

It's a nice day for a gay wedding.

Hey little poofter what have you done
Hey little poofter who's the only one
Hey little poofter who's your superman
Hey little poofter who's the one you want
Hey little poofter shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a gay wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

Hey little poofter who is your with
Hey little poofter what's your vice and wish?
Hey little poofter shot gun (oh yeah)
Hey little poofter who's your superman
Hey little poofter shot gun!

It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a gay wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

(Pick it up)

Take me back home

Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
I've been away for so long (so long)
I've been away for so long (so long)
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again (come on)
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again.

There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again

Come on
It's a nice day for a gay wedding
It's a nice day to start again.
It's a nice day for a gay wedding
It's a nice day to start again

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Me and 'Er Indoors will have been married 34 years this coming January. If we re-affirm our vows in Church, will it be on the news.


Hardly, how many records have you sold?

I don't think you can blaim Blairs Britian, whoever was in power would of given in to this soon anyway, it is 2005 after all and I say fair play why shouldn't same sex couples be allowed to marry?


Only joking with the song above, I think it is a fantastic idea and although i am not gay, think everyone should be entitled to the same services in life no matter what sex they prefer.

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elton john was speechless on the big day, so he asked bernie taupin to say something...

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you have to marry a raving iron to get noticed these days.


I suppose so.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Here he is being dressed by Donnatella Versace .They got hitched in a whistle each so i suppose this was for the reception. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />




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