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At last - decent chain letter as opposed to the normal and stupid chain letters or pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this email to six (6) of your mates or work colleagues.

INSTRUCTIONS
Anesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list.

Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women will be at least:

- 0.5 miss worlds

- 2.5 models

- 463 wild nymphos

- 3,234 good-looking nymphos

- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms

- 41,743 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 65,641 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only five instead of six of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression on her face.

On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are another 452 packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS EMAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life!

No expensive meals out, and no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No further obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate... send this letter today to six of your best friends or work colleagues NOW!

PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS. This letter may also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.




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On the upside, sending us off might get us to one who isn't only interested in football and beer.. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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thought you would like this, await further comments from you know who and Les, Happy New Year Moo

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Happy New Year to you, too, Zody. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

No need to await their comments, since they will only be babbling some sort of manly man cave man drivel about it. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Be my luck i would get the 0.5 Miss World! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

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Top or bottom half?

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Ears and toes.

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Blimey, if her ears and toes represent half of her body, whether by volume or by mass, they must be gigantic!

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That, or it could be she isn't going to offer more than that.

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Hmm, I wonder what could be done with just ears and toes..........

I suppose the really bad news is that she's deaf and has ingrowing toenails, warts and chillblains...

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Top or bottom half?


I'd get the half that eats and whinges! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

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and makes the spam sandwiches for my friend Zody <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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