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Now let's not turn this into a rant against pigeons... we all know the little winged vermin should be barbecued on sight.

But people who feed pigeons. Sad, sad ba$tards. I mean, we all love to see the kids feeding the ducks or throwing out some bread in winter for the garden birds, but why do these freaks think pigeons need any help eating off our streets by bunging a load of crumbs on the path for the blighters? One old dear this morning had a shopping trolley full of crumbs and the resultant throng of plump pigeons reminded me of something out of James Herbert's Rats.

I'm going to go round their house and empty cheese all over the floor so they're infested by mice.

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Oh you are so right Stu. What planet are these half-wits on?

If you must feed pigeons - feed them to large cats.

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Nah, Let em keep feeding the pigeons - where do you think all those pigeon breasts on the menu in posh restaurants come from?

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If I ever got the chance to go on Room 101, pigeons would be right in there.

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And let's hope pigeons never get bird flu or we are all [****!!****].

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as your picking on pigeons, can we pick on sparrows as well.

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as a bird lover i can fully understand the problems of feral pigeons(virmin scum),they are like rats,but some pigeons are lovely!!
leave sparrows alone though!!!
i am watching you lot you sparrow killers!!!

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i too am a bird lover, but drab mono coloured little hoppy things i hate

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sparrows are in decline anyway!!

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do they get eaten by pikeys?

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ken dodd?

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whats ken dodd got to do with sparrows?

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doddy dodo
not much really,just the first thing that came into my head!!
up the sparrows

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if they done ariel acrobatics they could be the "red sparrows"...

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pmsl!!

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incontinent pants for ESU.

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just changed them

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i too am a bird lover, but drab mono coloured little hoppy things i hate


Sounds like an admirable description of the air-head blonde Essex girl to me !

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sumed up nicely...
have you seen that bird from big brother? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/chloe.gif" alt="" />

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OI!! That aint nice
Not all Essex Girls are like that <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />




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