But people who feed pigeons. Sad, sad ba$tards. I mean, we all love to see the kids feeding the ducks or throwing out some bread in winter for the garden birds, but why do these freaks think pigeons need any help eating off our streets by bunging a load of crumbs on the path for the blighters? One old dear this morning had a shopping trolley full of crumbs and the resultant throng of plump pigeons reminded me of something out of James Herbert's Rats.
I'm going to go round their house and empty cheese all over the floor so they're infested by mice.