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Tonight while driving home, through Highfield Estate, Claire pulled! Or shall I say, was pulled over! Doing 30 mph in a 40 mph area, Claire noticed flashing lights in her mirror. Thinking Gary Roberts was following her (some hope!), she wound down the window and smiled sweetly flashing her famous assests! <p>Thinking she was speeding(!), stepped out of the car only to find (to her disappointment) that it wasnt Gary but some spotty trainee who had noticed a defective headlight! After a long spell of us laughing in their faces, she got a notice to produce her documents within 7 days, but all she was worried about was seeing Master Lewis outside his house! How embarrassing!<p>After trying to convince the officer in question that she didnt ever drink and drive, she proceeded to say that 'we are always like this!'
We'd already got the light from Homebase and thanks to Ben Marshall (although he doesnt know it) she didnt get arrested!!<p> <img src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[rotflmao]" /> <img src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[rotflmao]" />

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St Albans City FC soap opera site now is it Helen?? tut tut <img src="graemlins/smilewinkgrin.gif" border="0" alt="[smilewinkgrin]" />

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OK maybe you had to have been there but it was funny I promise you!!
She just thought in this hour of darkness it woudl cheer people up!
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What were you saying about being a bore Helen!!<p> <blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by HelenC:
<strong>Tonight while driving home, through Highfield Estate, Claire pulled! Or shall I say, was pulled over! Doing 30 mph in a 40 mph area, Claire noticed flashing lights in her mirror. Thinking Gary Roberts was following her (some hope!), she wound down the window and smiled sweetly flashing her famous assests! <p>Thinking she was speeding(!), stepped out of the car only to find (to her disappointment) that it wasnt Gary but some spotty trainee who had noticed a defective headlight! After a long spell of us laughing in their faces, she got a notice to produce her documents within 7 days, but all she was worried about was seeing Master Lewis outside his house! How embarrassing!<p>After trying to convince the officer in question that she didnt ever drink and drive, she proceeded to say that 'we are always like this!'
We'd already got the light from Homebase and thanks to Ben Marshall (although he doesnt know it) she didnt get arrested!!<p> <img src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[rotflmao]" /> <img src="graemlins/rotflmao.gif" border="0" alt="[rotflmao]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

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I'll say it again. Were you born a bore or do you practise?! Keep trying.

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Are you telling me your note wasn't a bore??!!!<p>For the record I don't find you interesting either.<p> images/icons/grin.gif" border="0

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Chris, you have just proved yourself to be the most boringest bore of all *******g time, obviously you have trawled through every single thread on our site to dig this up.
Get a life you sad homeless scummer!

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deleted by webbo<p>IP 199.67.205.136 will be reported for foul and abusive language.<p>..idiot<p>[ 28 January 2002: This message was edited by: webbo ]</p>

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lol

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I Thibnk the real idiot is anyone that could possibly belive that Claire had pulled!!!

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There wasnt really any need for that was there? Keep your perosnal opinons to yourself.

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I'm not defending anybody here, but I thought the idea of a message board was to voice your opnions.




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