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Who ate all the Sausages at Uxbridge - Russ

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Who ate all the sausages at Uxbridge, Russ of course. Newboy and i caught him in the act, no bun please love ( winking at her as he said it ), but all the snorkers you have got, my horny ginger tom cat loves em, just like i do. I will save the old tom a couple for staying at home to clean the house for me. What you doing later he said to her, then he realised he had been rumbled and stuffed a snorker in his mouth and legged it out the door. He offered me £10 to keep me mouth shut, but big horn said he buy me a pint for the rest of the season at every match, if i spilled the beans, could not <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/cheeburga.gif" alt="" />refuse, sorry Russ.

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you said you wouldnt tell any one lol it was so cold wasnt worth it but i ate it anyway was you blowing your horn didnt hear you to much singing in the seats it was great well done girls

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When I got to the tea hut I bought the last 2 sausage rolls, that went down like a fart in a lift to the people in line!!!!

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Did you dip the sausage rolls in a cup of bovril?
Thats what I did there and it was very tasty.
The tea bar staff are much better people than the playing squad.
p.s I also upset a few people in the queue when I got the last one at our county cup game.
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I don't know about the sausages but the burgers at Uxbridge were brilliant. In my opion their burgers can only be rivalled by the gormet options at Kiddermister Harriers and the famous Fleet burger at Gravesend & NF.

Well done the E's for Saturday's result. You're on a great run of form. It's better to have 3 points in the bag and no sausages than 3 sausages and no points!

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I nearly swallowed my pint glass in the bar, Some tubby blonde bird bumped into me as I was taking a swig . ever so sorry she said as the john smith's trickled down my jacket. Then she smiled and walked off. I saw her then taking the money at the turnstile still smiling she said did you manage to get the glass out your mouth.

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When I got to the tea hut I bought the last 2 sausage rolls, that went down like a fart in a lift to the people in line!!!!
But you always clear the hotdog stall . Thats why your Big & Bad !

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Steady!!! Gave one of the two away they were not very nice. good cuppa though.

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well you didnt give me one big bad

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I don't know about the sausages but the burgers at Uxbridge were brilliant. In my opion their burgers can only be rivalled by the gormet options at Kiddermister Harriers and the famous Fleet burger at Gravesend & NF.


Thought the Fleet Burger was a Purfleet/Thurrock concoction?

Now that was a veritable heart attack in a bun if ever there was one!

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I can confirm that the home of the Fleetburger is indeed Gravesend and Northfleet. Been there, ate the Fleetburger.....

Not to say that PurFLEET might not have done one as well, I've never been there.

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Big Bad are bad enough to come & join in the singing behind the goal on sat, or are you to busy in the burger bar.

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easy tiger!!!! was one of the man singers saturday gone! will be behinde the goal dont you worry!!!




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