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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be
gone for a week.This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion
I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week
and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I
will swing by the house to pick my things up"


"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit strange but being the good
wife she is, she did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many
fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few
Swordfish.But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked
you to do?"
You'll love the answer...



The wife replied, I did. They're in your fishing box....."

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waste of time typing it out wasn't it, just like this response..

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offline Kaiser Jnr

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copy and paste job

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offline EFCULTRA

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I don't get it, how crap is that?

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offline MCP

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i dont get it either

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nor did I, get the joke, hoping someone would explain it to us all

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Quote:
zody said:
nor did I, get the joke, hoping someone would explain it to us all


You ARE JOKING, I hope!

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why have a perfectly good joke forum designed for exactly this sort of thing when we can put them here...

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<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Andrew

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you called?

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Means he didn't really catch all those fish...otherwise he'd have seen his pyjamas...

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means he didn't really go fishing at all,was out shagging and never checked his tackle box

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offline The Invisible Man

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I think his tackle was well used...............

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I actually thought it was quite a good joke, even though it should have been in the other forum..

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It clearly means that he didn't go fishing.

Instead him and his (male) boss shacked up in some hotel for 9 dollers a night. No jim-jams needed.




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