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offline zody

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Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching The six o'clock news.
The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below. Posh turns to Becks and says:

"David, I bet you £ 5,000 that he jumps!" to which Beckham replies "£5,000?
Done! I bet that he doesn't"

So they shake hands on the bet and continue watching.

Sure enough, the Man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes £5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh.

But she refuses."I can't take your money, David," she says.

"The truth is, I was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."

"No, babes, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square I was cheating just as you were.

I saw the five o'clock news, too. I just didn't think he would do it again."


The Real Madrid players are in the dressing ! room on Saturday,just before the game, when Zidane walks in.

"Boss," he says, "there's a problem. I'm not playing unless I get a cortisone injection."

"Hey," says Becks."If he's having a new car, so am I."


David Beckham goes shopping, and sees something interesting in the kitchen department of a large department store. "What's that?" he asks.

"A Thermos flask," replies the assistant.

"What does it do?" asks Becks.

The assistant tells him it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.Really impressed, Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next training session.

"Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos flask."

The lads are impressed. "What does it do?" they ask. "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, "says David.

"And what have you got in it?" asks the lads.

"Two cups of coffee and a Choc ice," replies David.


Posh takes her car into a garage to have some dents removed.

The mechanic knowing she isn't the brightest Spice Girl in the world, decides to play a joke on her.

"You don't need me to take those dents out," he says. "Just blow up the exhaust pipe and the metal will pop back into place".

! So she takes the car home and tries it.

David spots her from the house and shouts "You silly cow! You have to wind the windows up first!"


David Beckham is celebrating: "57 days, 57 days!" he shouts happily.

Posh asks him why he is celebrating. He answers:

"Well, I've done this jigsaw in only 57 days."

"Is that good?" asks Posh."You bet," says David."It says 3 to 5 years on the



David Beckham had a near-death experience the other day when he went riding.

Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and down out of

control. He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no good. With his

foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the ground.His head continued to bump on the ground as the

horse refused to stop or even slow down.Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as he was giving

up hope and losing consciousness, the Woolworth's' manager came along and unplugged it.


Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when a cow ran in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but
couldn't - the cow was killed.

Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what happened.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray.He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the
other and smiling happily.

"What happened?" asked Posh. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me
the wine, his wife gave me the cigar,and their beautiful daughter made mad
passionate love to me".

"My God, what did you tell them?"asked Posh.

The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just killed the

offline dr gas

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Zody you appear infamous..

offline NotTheRealSteveWest

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I didn't bother reading it, although I would like to say, Zody, you are still a c**t.

offline Kaiser Jnr

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offline Moo

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No he's not.

offline Kaiser Jnr

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Yes he is Moo, dont try and defend him...

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