Free Quality Players!!!!!!!!!!

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Any Ryman Premier or Div1N team interested in signing two quality players PM me.

 

1st up we have kimble, a versatile player who can play in many positions, as long as its attacking. Has better finishing than Premiership players and has extreme acceleration and pace, looking for £50-£100 p/w plus expenses. PM me if interested.

 

PS he is the one with his back to the camera. Notice he is winning the ball even though he is an attack minded player.

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

2nd up we have Urchin Fanatic, but dont be put of by his name he will play for any club. same wages as above, a great passer of the ball (short and long), good set piece taker, and strong anyone interested please PM me.

[kimbles left foot]

Im loving the pics mate !!

if we get anywhere with this ill give you ALL my wages for a season

[Urchin_fanatic]

 

Love it UM !! Keep it up mate !

 

I will also give you my wages if we get signed up !

 

But im a bit worried that Bridgey has mugged me off in that pic !!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Any other players on this forum that haven't got an agent that need one let me know, and while im here i will add my self to this list.#

 

Classy keeper, great shot stopper, and not bad in the air, willing to take slightlt less wages than the other 2.

[smallsy]

those vertical lines are slimming for bridgey.

 

kimble have you been on the leg weights mate? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

WTF is up wiv my hair! it was in the in between stage.

 

Any other players let me know.

[kimbles left foot]

Quote:

smallsy said:
those vertical lines are slimming for bridgey.

kimble have you been on the leg weights mate? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

yep ! im pressing 4kg not bad eh ?! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Thats double your body weight!! Thats furking well good!

[smallsy]

can i sign up with you UM ccc???

[kimbles left foot]

lets get a few scouts over for our 5 aside ? ;p

[Urchin fan]

i'm a little worried about kimble, his pants are showing, what's that all about. then we come on to the mature player in the second picture, wearing blue/white stripes, you know who you are. what wages you looking for, or can it be payment in pies only, at least this would help keep your figure mate.... : <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> grin: <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/boxing.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

[kimbles left foot]

long johns mate ! gotta keep it all in place

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

Yeah My business is expanding!

 

2keepers

0defenders

1midfielder

1striker

 

I need defenders, any readin this join. I only charge 10% of your wage(not including expenses) are you available on a bosman smallsy, or are you tied down.

 

If i am to be your agent we need to clear the air. When you was warming up for the esl, i threw a pen at your head but it just missed.

[Kaiser Jnr]

Great piccys...

 

Bridget...Nice pose!!! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> HIYA!!!

 

Kimble has skinny legs than Jerry!!!

 

Urchin Man CCC... Your taller than Smallsy, maybe you should have played in goal for us last season! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Hi Smallsy <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

 

If you need a defender, then look no further than the Kaiser! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[kimbles left foot]

Why dont we do our own pro performance rip off ?! we would spank em !

 

 

Kaiser you love my legs <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[cantos]

Kimbles are your legs made out of wood.

[kimbles left foot]

i must admit they are beautifully sculptured pieces that look as strong as oak...but sadly not

[Kaiser Jnr]

'Twiglets' come to mind...

[kimbles left foot]

what very tasty ? and moreish ?