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My Cajun friend's theory is that Jesus was a Cajun:

 

1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.

2. He could make his own wine.

3. And he wasn't afraid of water.

 

My black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

 

1. He called everyone "brother".

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

 

My Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

 

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin & his mother was sure he was God.

 

My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

 

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

 

My California friends also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

 

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

 

My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

 

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

 

But my wife had the most compelling evidence of all that Jesus was a woman:

 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.

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