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Yeah but Kelly McGillis' tits!!

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The land of three wives would be Utah, where the biggest population of Mormons live. I'm in Indiana, the land of corn, basketball and the 500.


I remember now..'Indiana wants me, lord I can't go back there'....R Dean Taylor..was he the only white man to ever appear on the Tamla Motown label?

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<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Good one. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Every time we are out and about, hubby says he is going to beat up one of the Amish men and run off with his hat. I think it might have something to do with the Weird Al song "Amish Paradise".



Do love a bit a of Weird Al..Eat it, Like a Surgeon..quality!

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Why DO those Amish men have those straggly weird tickly beards ?

Perhaps Moo can enlighten us !

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Why DO those Amish men have those straggly weird tickly beards ?

Perhaps Moo can enlighten us !



How do you know they tickle, JR? Talking from experience? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I think it is a Dorking thing.....

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A quote from this page says "Why do Amish men have beards, but not mustaches?"
"There are quite a few scripture that mention beards in the Bible. An example would be Psalm 133:1,2. An Amishman does not shave his beard after he becomes married; a long beard is the mark of an adult Amishman. Mustaches, on the other hand, have a long history of being associated with the military, and therefore are forbidden among the Amish people."

My guess is it is taken from an Amish bible, because no other version would state it as "Amishman", but as "man".

Other than that, I don't know. I knew that only married Amish men have beards, but beyond that, I didn't know, so I googled it.

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We have a few like that this side of the pond...but we call them tramps!

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Are they actually tramps, or are they Amish? I am only asking because of curiousity, since they are of a German background.

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Nah, def tramps they smell of sh!t and wear Hornchurch shirts!!!

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<img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Ah, those.

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Yes them...haven't thought up an apt name yet, but I am working on it! How is the weather in Indiana, tis fecking hot here still at 10.30pm.

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We're looking at a high of 81f today. It has been a bit cooler the last couple of days because of a cold front moving through with the last storm. At least things seem to have settled down a bit as far as all the storms and tornado warnings go.

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So as Michael Fish would say, the rumours of a hurricane sweeping up the English channel tonight are complete poppycock?

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You never know... stranger things have happened. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Yep, back in October 1987...oh what a night that was....

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Thought it was late December back in '63?

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Oh what a night....

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I can also remember late December 1962, the worse snow to hit these shores since 1947, and nothing has come close since. Well not in the south of England at any rate.

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[quote]coupwotcoup said:
I can also remember late December 1962, /quote]

Blimey you're showing your age <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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