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You were spotted at yesterdays game Man from Mars, i saw you sitting in the stand. Your the one with a limp and the walking stick. Admit it you go to the away games, were did you hide you space ship, what a laugh. Was it that old beaten up bentley parked outside. Beam me up scotty, i'm off to the next away game, goldsdown road perhaps! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/dancingman.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/ufo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

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Indeed i was at the back of the stand with Mr Hyatt and Jack . Yes I have a certain ailment caused by Gout ,sciatica ,fungal nail infections and a bunion. Its an umbrella not a walking stick and I travel by train ,Never have I owned a Bentley!!! (A capitalists toy of the establishment) No I'm not going to Cliqueyland as I have a commitment in staffordshire (An Illegal hunt )Another sideshow of the establishment . I am a member of the league against cruel sports and hunting is a sport condoned by Royalty and I think the lot of the scrounging toffy nosed arseholes should be guillotined (The french had the right Idea there then eh) Come and say hello I dont know you are ,you the tall bloke with the airhorn or the little bloke with the foghorn ?

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Over 95% of farmers/countryside folk say "Ban the Ban" keep hunting legal. Sounds right enough to me.
Although always thought riding round on a horse blowing a horn in full outfit a bit bizarre & pointless.

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well thats just typical of you is it not gazza, anything to rub shoulders with the likes of snobby toffs eh. I say if the dogs want to chase anyone then they should set the hounds on the bastards that organise these cruel events , I went to demonstrate at a hare coursing event in yorkshire some years ago and who do you think was there ? Old prince phillip thats who . swine . I'd have that one guillotined first.

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I did see a tall bloke with an air horn, thats the Enfield Horn it says so on the back of his shirt, the little very wide bloke, had a horn to, don't now his name, but he shouts alot, especially at referees & linesman. I couldn't take mine its to big, but i going to get some of my mates to carry into the next away match and make alot of noise. Shame you can't go to the next match, i like to meet you and talk about UFO's, Star Wars, my favorite is Mr Spock, i bet there is a few of them down off green street, big ears, etc.

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well thats just typical of you is it not gazza, anything to rub shoulders with the likes of snobby toffs eh. I say if the dogs want to chase anyone then they should set the hounds on the bastards that organise these cruel events , I went to demonstrate at a hare coursing event in yorkshire some years ago and who do you think was there ? Old prince phillip thats who . swine . I'd have that one guillotined first.


Prince Philip is a legend whom I believe is/was president of WWF! (No not the wrestling before anyone quips!)

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I bet there is a few of them down off green street, big ears, etc.
I think you mean over inflated ego's and big heads there my old son. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/afro.gif" alt="" />

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Prince Philip is a legend whom I believe is/was president of WWF! (No not the wrestling before anyone quips!)
Then that makes him a 2 faced AR$EHOLE then dont it. I would have Buck house and windsor castle turned into homes for the needy if I had my way, and the Royal's Shot . The Bolsheviks got it right didn't they eh. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> By the way Gazza do you and Lovely stuff take it in turns to try and piss me off or what ?

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You have to admit Philip is a hero, speaks his mind & puts his foot in it again & again, totally un PC and dont give a monkeys, says what he thinks, totally honest guy, something that is sadly missing in younger generations.
Charles is a wet, Andrew a good egg, Anne is definatly the hardest working, as for Edward the less said the better. As for Queenie never seen her put a foot or word wrong.

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Or ignorant self-opinionated loud-mouthed over-priveliged arrogant prat is another way of putting it. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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But you love him though! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/bisou.gif" alt="" />

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the little very wide bloke, had a horn to, don't now his name, but he shouts alot, especially at referees & linesman.


Bloody Cheek!!! But true!!!
I'll have you know i'm 5'10 mate! so it should the tall(ISH) wide bloke. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Indeed i was at the back of the stand with Mr Hyatt and Jack . Yes I have a certain ailment caused by Gout ,sciatica ,fungal nail infections and a bunion.


too much info!!!

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Or ignorant self-opinionated loud-mouthed over-priveliged arrogant prat is another way of putting it. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
your dead right vizzy but his un P C gaffe's are funny. I liked princess Di and Fergie because they caused the aristocracy huge embarrassment,I even liked princess Margaret her affair with old Rodders was the first chink in the current generations armour. I hate Edward as he refers to the working classes as Grockles (It means Lowlifes) Nice looking Mrs though. I hate charles as he was rotten to Di, Andrew ...What a mummy's boy. The Jury's out on Anne she hasnt upset anyone for a while and has dropped out of circulation by the looks. Even So a frenchie type revolution wouldnt go a miss.

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Indeed i was at the back of the stand with Mr Hyatt and Jack . Yes I have a certain ailment caused by Gout ,sciatica ,fungal nail infections and a bunion.


too much info!!!
Do you have something to say son ? Or What !

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MFM im liking this new comical side to your posts!

Are you going Monday?

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Afraid not. Free jolly-up (i mean protest) planned for the Alien one.

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He's in the midlands , And we dont see that much of him .

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M F M are you the bloke that looks like Herge's Tin Tin ?

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Yes I have a certain ailment caused by Gout


Blimey!!! I've been working hard on catching that for years but it doesn;t matter how much red wine and port I chuck down my neck I just cannot seem to get it. what is your secret?????




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