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Canvey Island 0-2 Tilbury

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MOB said:
Unless we are the biggest team in ESL!!!

Seriously this year must be about consolidation and learning, I am not sure even if we got there, we would be be ready for Ryman Premier!!


I would be content with top half of mid table!!


Looks about right to me!!
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paula, i'll get you a drink too mate.

mob - could you dig out the quotes you were referring to? ta.


Ok! gimme a little while to dig them out!!
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paula, i'll get you a drink too mate.

mob - could you dig out the quotes you were referring to? ta.


Cheers darling.
Blimey need next day off work to recover from hangover.
Line 'em up!!!
Shall definately leave the motor at home
Anyone wanna give me a lift from Benfleet <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
oh and home again (i'll bring my own sick bag) <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Match report is now on the website if you dare to read it!!!

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Canvey boys,

 

Just ignore them. They'll soon stop masterbat*ng over their keyboards and go and find a girl. Err.... scrub that. They'll probably only dig up some old dirty mag and carry on stroking away. Just take comfort in the fact that their words on here are their only joy in the world, apart from all the wan*ing, and that this is the best that it will ever get! They may think differently on that point and REALLY believe that their team will win the league but once again, they'll put their dic*s away when it all spu*ks in their face!

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Canvey boys,

Just ignore them. They'll soon stop masterbat*ng over their keyboards and go and find a girl. Err.... scrub that. They'll probably only dig up some old dirty mag and carry on stroking away. Just take comfort in the fact that their words on here are their only joy in the world, apart from all the wan*ing, and that this is the best that it will ever get! They may think differently on that point and REALLY believe that their team will win the league but once again, they'll put their dic*s away when it all spu*ks in their face!


Right on there Chalky. I wonder if this individual would have the balls to say all this crap to our faces (probably, but only if he had 10 Hornchurch mates behind him egging him on) on a one to one basis? I think we all know the answer to that one.

Very easy to hide behind a keyboard "giving it the large" and it truly is pathetic in every way.

I usually ignore Hornchurch posters as I once went onto their forum and made a couple of joking posts and all hell broke loose. Without going over the whole boring story, I was even accused of crashing the site by them (some problems had occurred with somebody hacking) and since then I have to say that I really cannot be bothered with them.

I suppose it make individuals like ESU feel big and let's face it, there is no doubt that there is a certain amount of jealousy involved as Hornchurch fans know that it would have been them in the Conference instead of Canvey a few years ago had they not had financial problems but there you go - as they say, "if your Aunt had balls, she'd be your Uncle" but hey, that's life isn't it?

Sh*t happens, both Hornchurch and Canvey are in the Ryman now, Hornchurch will probably win the league (or be promoted at the very least) and we will consolidate in the middle to lower half of the table. So what? after all that has happened we are lucky to still have a club to watch and that is fact.

I will not be responding to the juvenile response that will undoubtedly follow this post from Eastside Urchin as it truly is pathetic to read his inarticulate, pitiful ramblings (which add nothing at all to this forum) and I really cannot understand why anybody would really want to keep this so called "banter" going with somebody who simply comes on here to cause as much trouble as he can.

All his crap is negative and boring in almost every way, let's ignore it and just get on with supporting Canvey and forget about him.
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nothing further to add to this except to disagree with the statement "if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle."

 

this is patent nonsense. if your aunt had balls, correct she would not be your aunt, but it does not necessarily follow that she would be your uncle. in all likelihood, it would mean that your uncle was homosexual. This would not make his sexual partner your uncle.

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nothing further to add to this except to disagree with the statement "if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle."

this is patent nonsense. if your aunt had balls, correct she would not be your aunt, but it does not necessarily follow that she would be your uncle. in all likelihood, it would mean that your uncle was homosexual. This would not make his sexual partner your uncle.


Blimey, a Hornchurch fan with a sense of humour.

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chalky,do you think about w*nking alot mate???
you should get out more!


Great comeback there Urchin. There was no way on earth i thought you'd come back with THAT comment!


Come on Chalky, we all know by now what a very bright boy his is don't we?

Exactly what did you expect? Oscar Wilde style wit?
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YOu know what is good about this thread,the fact that every one i read has Canvey Island 0 -2 Tilbury at the top in it.

 

ha

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Super five super five super five

 

What mark out of ten did tilbury players get??

 

I give me your handbag you all bag!

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YOu know what is good about this thread,the fact that every one i read has Canvey Island 0 -2 Tilbury at the top in it.

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Do you really need that assurance? Is this because this doesn't usually happen to a Tilbury fan? 'Wow! We've won a game and it was against someone in our own league. Lets have a party!'
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I give me your handbag you all bag!


Nicked it off an old dear I suppose.
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