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what would you swop your wife for.

debate please <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Mousetrap Board Game

Well thats what i would of asked for if Edmonds let me on the air.

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I went to a wife swapping party once !






Came home with a brand new washing machine.






Personally, I thought it was damn good value !

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what would you swop your wife for.

debate please <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Not yours..by the way..should be swap!!!

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I went to a wife swapping party once !






Came home with a brand new washing machine.






Personally, I thought it was damn good value !


Wish my wife was worth a washing machine.

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I am not even going to go there..el gordo... <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Me cago en tu padre.

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What am I bid?

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I went to a wife swapping party once !

Came home with a brand new washing machine.

Personally, I thought it was damn good value !


Wish my wife was worth a washing machine.


Bet you wish she done the washing by hand <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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I went to a wife swapping party once !

Came home with a brand new washing machine.

Personally, I thought it was damn good value !


Wish my wife was worth a washing machine.


There's a joke there somewhere, Paula !!

Bet you wish she done the washing by hand <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Sorry JR my filthy mind was working overtime (hand washing etc etc)
Sorry lol

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Sorry JR my filthy mind was working overtime (hand washing etc etc)
Sorry lol


I know a joke about 'D.I.Y.'

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Lots of men do DIY so i've heard lol

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It is the only time we multi task.

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It is the only time we multi task.

Is that right Cantos. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Lots of men do DIY so i've heard lol


So do women. Reminds me of the joke about................

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Lots of men do DIY so i've heard lol


So do women. Reminds me of the joke about................


Yeah we don't need you men lol
Sometimes get more pleasure from being alone <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Lots of men do DIY so i've heard lol


So do women. Reminds me of the joke about................


Yeah we don't need you men lol
Sometimes get more pleasure from being alone <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


Spoken like a true haggard spinster.

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You cant really call me a spinster lol (2 marriages). Haggard ?? Now yeah you could say that. In falconry haggard means wild and unmanageable!!. Thats sounds just like me <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

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THought he was an English bowler? Or didn't he write King Solomon's Mines?




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