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What hair-do ???

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You're not supposed to lie about the hair do, anyway. wink There are polite ways to let her know you like it a different way if you'd prefer a different style.

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Originally Posted By: Moo
You're not supposed to lie about the hair do, anyway. wink There are polite ways to let her know you like it a different way if you'd prefer a different style.


Leave a copy of the 'Kama Sutra' on the bedside table ?

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Maybe she likes Rodeo Sex, John? blush seeno

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You people need to get some sort of hobby. You have far too much time to think of ways to take the p*ss. wink

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Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
Maybe she likes Rodeo Sex, John? blush seeno


Has young Moo got large enough ears for that, Les ??? bolt

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Moo thinks she is going to sit here blushing and not even ask what that is...

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Les is the expert.

I'm sure he'll explain in the fullness of time !

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Dare I ask how you know he is the expert?

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John taught me all I know! wink laugh

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......but you taught me about the rodeo method, though.

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You two are starting to worry me.

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Them two are exciting me wink

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Well if it is not the Rodeo Queen.

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Ride em cowboy!!!

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Worried or excited, I'd have to say it is getting a bit too cozy in here. grin

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THINKS 'Now where did I put me reins and spurs ????'

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I was thinking out loud about you and Les getting a bit cozy in here. wink

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I was thinking out loud about you and Les getting a bit cozy in here. wink


It is very 'Brokeback Mountain' with them two lately.

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No comment grin




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