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[Big J R]

What hair-do ???

[Moo]

You're not supposed to lie about the hair do, anyway. There are polite ways to let her know you like it a different way if you'd prefer a different style.

[Big J R]

Originally Posted By: Moo

You're not supposed to lie about the hair do, anyway. There are polite ways to let her know you like it a different way if you'd prefer a different style.

Leave a copy of the 'Kama Sutra' on the bedside table ?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Maybe she likes Rodeo Sex, John?

[Moo]

You people need to get some sort of hobby. You have far too much time to think of ways to take the p*ss.

[Big J R]

Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1

Maybe she likes Rodeo Sex, John?

Has young Moo got large enough ears for that, Les ???

[Moo]

Moo thinks she is going to sit here blushing and not even ask what that is...

[Big J R]

Les is the expert.

 

I'm sure he'll explain in the fullness of time !

[Moo]

Dare I ask how you know he is the expert?

[American FLEET FAN No1]

John taught me all I know!

[Big J R]

......but you taught me about the rodeo method, though.

[cantos]

You two are starting to worry me.

[Sharming Paula]

Them two are exciting me

[cantos]

Well if it is not the Rodeo Queen.

[Sharming Paula]

Ride em cowboy!!!

[Moo]

Worried or excited, I'd have to say it is getting a bit too cozy in here.

[Big J R]

THINKS 'Now where did I put me reins and spurs ????'

[Moo]

I was thinking out loud about you and Les getting a bit cozy in here.

[cantos]

Originally Posted By: Moo

I was thinking out loud about you and Les getting a bit cozy in here.

It is very 'Brokeback Mountain' with them two lately.

[Moo]

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