Jump to content

Adverts are hidden for all 'Gold Members' - sign up for just £10 a year by clicking here | Advertise here for just 25p per 1,000 impressions - click here
Welcome to Fans Focus. You are currently viewing as a guest. Please login or register to post.    

Sign in icon Sign In Register Register Help Help Login with Facebook Login with Twitter

League section covering 2,000+ clubs - check out your division and club page click here!

Recent Status Updates
(Update your status via the dropdown
to the right of your name (top left))

View All Updates

Upcoming Calendar Events

There are no forthcoming calendar events

Today's Birthdays ( 22-September 17 )

  • Photo
    Matt

    Age: 34

  • Photo
    R9Ronaldo

    Age: 41

  • Photo
    MarkCol

    Age: 25

  • Photo
    whatever55

    Age: 40

  • Photo
    bostonpilgrims

    Age: 46

  • Photo
    Chris Clapham

    Age: 58

  • Photo
    Puggy

    Age: 40

  • Photo
    Mews2209

    Age: 58


Photo

Countdown to 2 Million posts

- - - - -

  • Please log in to reply
regular view basic view
2671 replies to this topic

#1021
offline American FLEET FAN No1

American FLEET FAN No1
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 11,634
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2003
Originally Posted By: Moo
So now I am an undesirable? frown Just cos I am an American doesn't mean I am a bad kid. tongue



I'll just hack into the Surrey Plods computer..........And wait for the arrest reports! beer laugh

#1022
offline Moo

Moo
  • National Squad - 2nd XI
    Offline
  • Posts: 3,710
  • Joined: 3 Mar 2005
So far I have one seatbelt violation on my report.. it won't be very interesting reading, I am afraid. tongue

#1023
offline cantos

cantos
  • Long Service Award
    Offline
  • Posts: 19,228
  • Joined: 22 Aug 2005
Originally Posted By: Moo
So far I have one seatbelt violation on my report.. it won't be very interesting reading, I am afraid. tongue


We take seatbelt violations very seriously in this Country,it is up there with murder.

#1024
offline Moo

Moo
  • National Squad - 2nd XI
    Offline
  • Posts: 3,710
  • Joined: 3 Mar 2005
So I hear. That is why I didn't list it on my visa application. whistle

#1025
offline Big J R

Big J R
  • Vice-President
  • rank
    Offline
  • Posts: 30,287
  • Joined: 13 Mar 2002
  • Location: Dorking, Surrey - God's Little Acre ?
  • Supports: Chelsea !!
  • Foes: NO-ONE !
  • Fav. Player(s): Any that don't dive and whinge !!
  • Fav. Sport(s): Naked Tiddly-Winks for over 70's.
No one said you woz, Moo !

#1026
offline Moo

Moo
  • National Squad - 2nd XI
    Offline
  • Posts: 3,710
  • Joined: 3 Mar 2005
Said I woz wot?

#1027
offline American FLEET FAN No1

American FLEET FAN No1
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 11,634
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2003
Originally Posted By: Moo
Said I woz wot?



Bring back English!..That's wot I sez! happybouncer

#1028
offline cantos

cantos
  • Long Service Award
    Offline
  • Posts: 19,228
  • Joined: 22 Aug 2005
Sez Lez.

#1029
offline American FLEET FAN No1

American FLEET FAN No1
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 11,634
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2003
Originally Posted By: cantos
Sez Lez.



Brilliant show, genius comedian!

#1030
offline Moo

Moo
  • National Squad - 2nd XI
    Offline
  • Posts: 3,710
  • Joined: 3 Mar 2005
Haven't seen it. frown

#1031
offline American FLEET FAN No1

American FLEET FAN No1
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 11,634
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2003
Go to You Tube, and type in Les Dawson, for some clips.

#1032
offline Big J R

Big J R
  • Vice-President
  • rank
    Offline
  • Posts: 30,287
  • Joined: 13 Mar 2002
  • Location: Dorking, Surrey - God's Little Acre ?
  • Supports: Chelsea !!
  • Foes: NO-ONE !
  • Fav. Player(s): Any that don't dive and whinge !!
  • Fav. Sport(s): Naked Tiddly-Winks for over 70's.
Sadly missed !

#1033
offline American FLEET FAN No1

American FLEET FAN No1
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 11,634
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2003
He sure is. The only reason I have for wearing ear-plugs now is, the wifes snoring! laugh

#1034
offline Big J R

Big J R
  • Vice-President
  • rank
    Offline
  • Posts: 30,287
  • Joined: 13 Mar 2002
  • Location: Dorking, Surrey - God's Little Acre ?
  • Supports: Chelsea !!
  • Foes: NO-ONE !
  • Fav. Player(s): Any that don't dive and whinge !!
  • Fav. Sport(s): Naked Tiddly-Winks for over 70's.
'You could always tell when the mother-in-law was about to visit. The mice started throwing themselves onto the traps !!!'

#1035
offline American FLEET FAN No1

American FLEET FAN No1
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 11,634
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2003
' I wouldn't say my wife is fat, but, I climbed over her in bed last night, and burnt my a*se on the light bulb!'

#1036
offline Big J R

Big J R
  • Vice-President
  • rank
    Offline
  • Posts: 30,287
  • Joined: 13 Mar 2002
  • Location: Dorking, Surrey - God's Little Acre ?
  • Supports: Chelsea !!
  • Foes: NO-ONE !
  • Fav. Player(s): Any that don't dive and whinge !!
  • Fav. Sport(s): Naked Tiddly-Winks for over 70's.
'I never forget a face,
But in my mother-in-laws case I'm willing to make an exception.'


#1037
offline American FLEET FAN No1

American FLEET FAN No1
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 11,634
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2003
' I woudn't say my wife was fat, but, when she went swimming in the North Sea, the Norwegian Whaling Fleet set sail.'

#1038
offline Big J R

Big J R
  • Vice-President
  • rank
    Offline
  • Posts: 30,287
  • Joined: 13 Mar 2002
  • Location: Dorking, Surrey - God's Little Acre ?
  • Supports: Chelsea !!
  • Foes: NO-ONE !
  • Fav. Player(s): Any that don't dive and whinge !!
  • Fav. Sport(s): Naked Tiddly-Winks for over 70's.
'Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds.'

#1039
offline American FLEET FAN No1

American FLEET FAN No1
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 11,634
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2003
'I wouldn't say my wife was fat, but, she got knocked down by a bus.
I asked the driver " Didn't you see her?"
He replied "Yes, but I didn't have enough diesel to go round her!"


#1040
offline cantos

cantos
  • Long Service Award
    Offline
  • Posts: 19,228
  • Joined: 22 Aug 2005
Americanfleet and BJR = Cissy and Ada




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

View New Posts

List of all CLUBS on Fans Focus