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So now I am an undesirable? frown Just cos I am an American doesn't mean I am a bad kid. tongue



I'll just hack into the Surrey Plods computer..........And wait for the arrest reports! beer laugh

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So far I have one seatbelt violation on my report.. it won't be very interesting reading, I am afraid. tongue

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So far I have one seatbelt violation on my report.. it won't be very interesting reading, I am afraid. tongue


We take seatbelt violations very seriously in this Country,it is up there with murder.

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So I hear. That is why I didn't list it on my visa application. whistle

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No one said you woz, Moo !

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Said I woz wot?

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Said I woz wot?



Bring back English!..That's wot I sez! happybouncer

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Sez Lez.

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Sez Lez.



Brilliant show, genius comedian!

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Haven't seen it. frown

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Go to You Tube, and type in Les Dawson, for some clips.

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Sadly missed !

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He sure is. The only reason I have for wearing ear-plugs now is, the wifes snoring! laugh

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'You could always tell when the mother-in-law was about to visit. The mice started throwing themselves onto the traps !!!'

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' I wouldn't say my wife is fat, but, I climbed over her in bed last night, and burnt my a*se on the light bulb!'

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'I never forget a face,
But in my mother-in-laws case I'm willing to make an exception.'


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' I woudn't say my wife was fat, but, when she went swimming in the North Sea, the Norwegian Whaling Fleet set sail.'

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'Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds.'

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'I wouldn't say my wife was fat, but, she got knocked down by a bus.
I asked the driver " Didn't you see her?"
He replied "Yes, but I didn't have enough diesel to go round her!"


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Americanfleet and BJR = Cissy and Ada




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