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From yesterday's Sunday Times, "This life" section....

Keepsake of the week

A widow has pickled her late husband's pen*s to keep it as a souvenir of their marriage.

Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to remove the privates from a hospital in Stuttgart, Germany. "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure," said Uts, married for 35 years. "I wanted to pckle it for eternity. It's what he would have wanted."

At least she waited until he had died! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Waiting for Cantos to remark on this one.
Hi Cantos <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

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.....a bit like the dog's [****!!****] really!!!

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.....a bit like the dog's [****!!****] really!!!


I forgot about you lol. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/applaus.gif" alt="" />
Cheaper than the £160 I paid - now why didnt I think of that. DIY <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Hmmm, I wonder what would have happened if SHE had died first?

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Hmmm, I wonder what would have happened if SHE had died first?


He would have had a new wallet.

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Just hope she's not too p1ssed at Christmas when she put the cheese, salad and pickles out on the table for Christmas tea.

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on the news today, it was reported that the worlds first pen1s transplant took place, but it was unsuccessful.
(it was 10cm in length)

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I wonder, you know trannies, well, in this day and age we have them going both directions so to speak. Blokes that want to be ladies have it chopped off and ladies that want to be blokes have one sewn on, in effect.

Well, do they do the operations in pairs? So they can chop one bit off one and sew it one the other? Just curious, I'm not contemplating having it done you understand, it's just the logistics of the thing.

Can't give names obviously but I actually do know someone who works with a married couple who decided they were both transexual. Both have had ops and reversed their roles, as it were. I'm trying to work out if they're gay or not.

It's a funny old world.

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Very funny old world. So I am guessing they changed roles and stayed together?

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You shouldn't stay in the pub all the time Moo, why not become an Associate Romford fan. You can find us in the ESL forum. You would be more than welcome. Bet you look good in Blue and Gold and then you could come in and join us talking total drivel and other meaningless twaddle!!!
Don't think we have a fan in America..so you could be no. 1 in the USA...

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Wot's it pay? I'd need at least enough to cover basic living expenses, monthly, when I explain to hubby that I became an associate Romford fan, and had to find a place of my own to live. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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Yes Moo, they are still together as man and wife, but the other way round. So to speak.

I wonder who has the telly remote?

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The former she, now he, does. It is always the man who has it.

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Well we have to be in control of something in the house....

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You are in control of all sorts of things.. taking out the rubbish.. keeping the lawn in good repair.. car repairs.. geesh! How much more control do you men need? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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You are in control of all sorts of things.. taking out the rubbish.. keeping the lawn in good repair.. car repairs.. geesh! How much more control do you men need? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


I always thought that men made all the major decisions in the house like What are we going to do about the war in Iraq, Should Tony go or stay, Are Ticket prices at Chelsea too high, Are the Libdems a real party? Whilst the women made all the minor decisions like where do we live, can we afford a bigger mortgage, whose Mum do we go to for Christmas, What school should the kids go to, etc............? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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You are in control of all sorts of things.. taking out the rubbish.. keeping the lawn in good repair.. car repairs.. geesh! How much more control do you men need? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



Should we go to Canada or not? <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/laughuncontrollable.gif" alt="" />

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No Moo, we DO those things, but we're not in control of them - we do them if and when we're told (and we can't weasel out of it). <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Should we go to Canada or not?

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