Keepsake of the week
A widow has pickled her late husband's pen*s to keep it as a souvenir of their marriage.
Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to remove the privates from a hospital in Stuttgart, Germany. "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure," said Uts, married for 35 years. "I wanted to pckle it for eternity. It's what he would have wanted."
At least she waited until he had died! <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />