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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD

This Is AMAZING!!!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell,
The difference Between Male and Female Birds.

I always thought it had to be determined surgically.

Until Now.

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...

See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.

It can be done.

Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
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yes Thats my Aunt bessie on the right . Never stops nagging at me .

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I'd had a reply to this one, but deleted it before hitting the submit button, only cos you are my friend, Zody. tongue

Plus, if I had submitted it, it would have only proved your point. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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Hush now. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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if its laying down doing nothing its female!

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If its moving,then you have a puncture.

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did you see guys and dolls the other night? weirdos!

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No that little pleasure passed me by.

Do you think she that won't be mentioned ,has a blow up man.

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Quote:
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No that little pleasure passed me by.

Do you think she that won't be mentioned ,has a blow up man.


If you mean me my darling then the answer is yes I do. I have a blow up fireman. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
And if you think i'm joking then you are wrong.

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You are so paranoid,

but thanks for the info.

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Do you think she that won't be mentioned ,has a blow up man.

Could have a female doll turned inside out. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/whistling.gif" alt="" />

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Ever noticed how female birds are always really dull brown coloured, while male birds are much more colourful?

If that crossed over into human life, it would save me a fortune on the wife's clothes shopping bill.

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Ever noticed how female birds are always really dull brown coloured, while male birds are much more colourful?


That is to attract the females. The female ones don't need to be bright coloured, because they can get men based upon the mere fact they are female. <img src="/forum/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />




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