WHERE DO YOU SIT/STAND?

[CANV EFM]

following from something Basil-Don was saying in a different thread, where does everyone on here sit or stand (if your worried about stalkers lie..!)

i usually start off on the new terrrace after a few beers and if we are kicking that way stay there.. erring towards the bar side as its livelier that side.. if we are kicking towards the sea wall end then a few mins after kick off i make a move down that way going behind the seats. spend a while down there listening to the wags (when prothers is taking a free kick its top drawer stuff) then end up doing a full lap.. sometimes tho it is amusing to stand behind the away fans on the new terrace to listen to em

[pabird]

Between the bar and the players tunnel

Sometimes a walk round the ground

[Wilf]

When I can afford to go - new (north/park lane end/memorial/conference folly) terrace about 10m in from the bar-side corner flag. Usually to be found stuffing chips, drinking tea and telling my wife that Lee Protheroe's bum isn't exactly the only reason for her being there.

[Merv]

Behind whichever goal Canvey are kicking into.

[rich sparkes]

im the same as merv

[scoot]

I sit on the sea wall with a pair of binocualrs before slipping in at Half time for nothing.... thus saving money for beer tokens.

[PKNEESH]

Always just to the right of the opposition goalkeeper. Park Lane end for or five steps up , sea wall end: try to get on the boards, if not just a step or two back. Usually with my daughter (12) who is picking up some great language from Mick the groundsman !! Away: behind the goal again if possible.

[CANV EFM]

great work scoot plus you get a much better view of the oil tankers. tad chilly this time of year i'd guess?

[The Great Eckscape]

I always stand behind the goal we're shooting at. It wouldn't be the same if we couldn't shout at the keeper (didn't Aylesbury's #5 react well!) I used to stand on the corner by the temporary toilets before the stand was built and it was all grass there. That was fun, especially being surrounded by Dagenham fans when we beat the 3-1!

[scoot]

4 x 'default' Fosters, Mars Bars, note pad and pen (I collect Tanker names the same way trainspotters collect locomotive numbers).

The old Parker jacket with fur hood does the job this time of year. Finglerless gloves complete the look.

 

 

 

[scoot]

Seriously though, next home game why dont we meet for a couple of cheeky ones in the club house before kick off, or do we remain anon ??

 

 

[rich sparkes]

its funny we all talk on here but dont know each other i only know,phil@thelane,merv,vic and the greatescape.

[pabird]

Just look around for strange looking fans walking around with a six foot email printout staring at every corner of the ground

 

[scoot]

..."hello...PABIRD? .....sorry wrong person...." !!

[scoot]

imagine the conversation...

"hello are you Merv, the youth team coach?

"im Scoot, the housewives favorite...this is Wilf whos's on a weekly contract..."

"nice to meet you Wilf..how does a flask now what to keep hot and cold..??"

"ah ha..you must be PABIRD..the grand parent activist.."

"this is CANV....."

[pabird]

By the way I am very iffy about those photo!s you have all displayed

Unless I am very mistaken some of you do not carry a strong resemblance to those photographs?

Not you Canv that is obviously the spare from your passport set

[scoot]

everyone knows eric cantona lives on Canvey !

"oui madame...when zee seagulzs follow ci trawler..!"

and im sure I have seen the lovely Clare Sweeney chomping on a burger at half time...

[Matt H]

I'm usually standing behind Merv, (I'm tall enough to look over his head!) Look for Merv and you'll find me hovering around usually muttering all sorts of stats to myself...

 

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[Merv]

This is me -

 

[TACKLE1000]

aaaaaagh! that should not be allowed! p.s. rich sparkes, you know me surely? JONES IS BETTER THAN FORBES!(ONLY JOKING)