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Christmas story for people having a bad day…...


When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit, which
stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and the two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys
were scattered.
So ..... frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider
and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the
cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over
the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found mice had eaten all
the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully,
'Merry Christmas Santa' Isn't this a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.


Merry Christmas




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