Our ISP server was down at the end of the week for around 36 hours.
Calls, (at 50p a minute), to Ram Jam and Co produced no valued information. In fact I think talking to the garden fence would have been more profitable. I suppose, had I been ordering a take-away curry, I would have received fantastic service.
To cap it all, at then end of the conversation our esteemed 'helper' asks,
"Is there anything else I can do for you..... ?"
YES THERE F'KIN WELL IS, BUT I CAN'T PRINT MY REQUEST ON HERE !!!