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Is going to appear in the US version of Strictly Come Dancing, 'Dancing with the Stars'.

That has got to be worth watching.

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Plants the false leg in the floor and pole dances around it!!!

Just an idea!!!!!

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She must be like all the men out there - only dances when she's 'legless'!!!

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Does she listen to "Hip-Hop"?

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She's Jake the Peg

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Oh Dear !!!

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Well, she got more than half a (k)nicker out of Sir Paul! doh laugh

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......... and after the divorce hearing, she won't have a leg to stand on !

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
......... and after the divorce hearing, she won't have a leg to stand on !


But will be footloose and fancy free.........

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Well she's got to do something after Paul told her to hop it.

These are all rather limp jokes you know.

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Well she's got to do something after Paul told her to hop it.

These are all rather limp jokes you know.



Lame as well! doh happybouncer

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She could dance to ZZ Top "Hot Legs" ???

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She could dance to ZZ Top "Hot Legs" ???


Shouldn't that be "Hot Leg????? whistle

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Oh, the Irony, Les !!

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She would be able to do some amazing stuff with a ball-race bearing between "wooden leg" and bodice.
Dig wooden foot to floor and spin away


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She must be like all the men out there - only dances when she's 'legless'!!!


She will dance to "wideeyed and legless"

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..or jake the peg.

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Perhaps she'd like a good game of Monopodoly? Probably a champion at Hopscotch? Hokey Cokey? Perhaps not....

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Not a lot of luck at hop, skip and a jump, either !

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She could find a partner...............And enter the three-legged race! doh




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