Matt, as you're good at this kind of thing, have you ever explored the possibilities of becoming an author. I've come up with this great title, it's called 'Splitter Wars.' It's about a promising young footballer (Adam Miller) who excels himself in the good side of football. However, he is soon lured by his illigitimate father, [****!!****] Invader, who makes him play for his team. The irony is, Invader (who happens to be bald) used to play for the good side, but also turned to the dark side as he had too much anger. In the end, Miller has his hand chopped of by Invader and spends most of his time with a big hairy monster, or Mrs. Miller as she is refered to by then. He eventually tries to come back to the good side, where he is greeted by the brave and noble Yellow Army singing 'YOU'RE [censored] AAHHHHHHHHHH!'
What due you reckon?