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Hi Friends, Romans and Heybridge Swifts fans,

I have decided to run for London Mayor, alert after that nice chap David Cameron Diaz, said I would be perfect for the job. affig

If you are fed up with the loony left wing Ken Livingstone, then VOTE FOR ME ! the not-very-left-wing-at-all Greg Dyke.

I have some ideas....If you have any, then post away....and I'll take time to steal them and use them for myself. babe

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But, Dykey it said on the news earlier that you have no intention of running for mayor! shocked

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
But, Dykey it said on the news earlier that you have no intention of running for mayor! shocked



Typical politician...........Changes his mind more often than Cantos changes his underpants! laugh

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[quote
Typical politician...........Changes his mind more often than Cantos changes his underpants! laugh [/quote]

Interesting - how do you know he wears them?

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I can categoricslly state...

I wear underpants !

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Silk?

Are you going to sue the BBC for misinforming the public Dykey?

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Silk?

Are you going to sue the BBC for misinforming the public Dykey?


Silk underpants give me a static charge, which although a hit with the ladies, can be quite alarming.

I will be considering my options with regard to the BBC, as it appears there is a lot of confusion this morning.... beer2 angel2 bounce

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Surely you'll lose to 'Right Said Fred's' Richard Fairbrass!!

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Originally Posted By: chris blanc (GN
Surely you'll lose to 'Right Said Fred's' Richard Fairbrass!!


Still not sure which side of the fence he sits on !!!

argue countingsheep

By co-incidence, Right Said Fred have a new record out.



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He'a a bright lad. Must be the Daz! yay

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Cameron Daz ???

shocked tongue tired

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Like a Rolling Stone Dykey, you gather no (Kate) Moss smirk

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Moss is a croydon gal........ arrow arrr

even I have standards beer2

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Does the Mayor still get a cat ?

I know Dick Whittington had a pussy !

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Bitch for Mayor

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Does the Mayor still get a cat ?

I know Dick Whittington had a pussy !


Originally Posted By: cantos
Bitch for Mayor !


I fear the next comment ! bolt

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I'm sure she'll come up with a good 'un !!!

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
Originally Posted By: Big J R
Does the Mayor still get a cat ?

I know Dick Whittington had a pussy !


Originally Posted By: cantos
Bitch for Mayor !


I fear the next comment ! bolt


Dick whittington was Lord Mayor twice........Just shows what having a pussy can do for you! blush laugh

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Bitch and her pussy have no fear of Dicks double effort.

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Originally Posted By: cantos
Bitch and her pussy have no fear of Dicks double effort.


I thought it was Dykes effort we were worried about! laugh




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