Brutus, Steph, Lovely Stuff, Score line, Arkwright, Father Jack, Southport, Brunob, Chopper, Gazza, etfc-andy
Something like that?
Where is chopper playing as Arkwright must get the keepers jersey surely!
Steph could sail down the wings & Father Jack could let the ref know about the stats as they happen.
Southport could provide half time refreshments, Andy could put his hi-viz jacket on at half time & full time to escort himself safely off the pitch!
Lovley stuff could wear the yellow strip why we are all in white,
Brunob will be in the thick of the action, taking pictures of himself bearing down on goal.
I will be floating all over the pitch in the first half selling 50/50 tickets on Arkys instructions then wandering around aimlessly in the second half much like last Sunday!
Brutus will be disagreeing with everyone climaxing in a Owusu style strop before agreeing with everyone by the final whistle, oh and scoreline will appear once in each half much like he has done on here each season!
Maybe we could actually put that team together for a pre season warm up match for the first team next season!