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#101
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I would do anything for love


BUT I WONT DO THAT !

duck

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
I would do anything for love


BUT I WONT DO THAT !

duck


Not what I heard Dykey........A little bird told me you were very intimate with your duck! laugh

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that ducks a stool pidgeon....

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That pidgeons a ducking-stool ! duck

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anyway.....



Bring on the dancing horses....
headless and all alone

shiver and say, the words
of every lie you heard

first I'm gonna shake you,
then I'm gonna break you till you fall apart
shaking and breaking every part of your brittle heart

brittle heart...


da da ded dah da

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FOR THE GOOD TIMES

Don't look so sad, I know it's over
But life goes on and this old world will keep on turning
Let's just be glad we had some time to spend together
There's no need o watch the bridges that we're burning

Lay your head upon my pillow
Hold your warm and tender body close to mine
Hear the whisper of the raindrops fallin' soft against the window
And make believe you love me one more time

For the Good times
I'll get along, you'll find another

And I'll be here if you should find you ever need me
Don't say a word about tomorrow or forever
There'll be time enough for sadness when you leave me

Lay your head upon my pillow
Hold your warm and tender body close to mine
Hear the whisper of the raindrops fallin' soft against the window
And make believe you love me one more time

For the good times
For the good times

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let me see that thong thong...

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It'll be out on Friday wink

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I'm having an anaesthetic tomorrow. I worry i'll not wake up. If not, sue the bastards for me, but here is a little song for you all.... (from my hero Elvis) smile

If I should go, forget me never
Please say that you'll remember me
I pray the dreams we share together
Will shine on in your memory

Each time a star falls out of heaven
It leaves the sky a deeper blue
So if we part, forget me never
And don't forget my love for you
And don't forget my love for you


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Birdie song anyone? laugh

With a little bit of this
And a little bit of that
And shake your bootyshake

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treeboy is your hero???

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**musical intro with trumpets**


Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

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Time to get busy, such a lot to do...


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Originally Posted By: Dr.GAS


**musical intro with trumpets**


Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.


Shut the closet door after you DG.

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Originally Posted By: cantos
Originally Posted By: Dr.GAS


**musical intro with trumpets**


Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.


Shut the closet door after you DG.


a good sing-a-long at the karaoke

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turn around bright eyes
everynow and then I fall apart...

lalalalala

etc

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We could be like Peters & Lee brille008 chloe


Andy Fairweather Lowe did a song about them... Wide Legged and Eyeless.. smile

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Right then altogether now, 1, 2, 3......

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.


Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

You will all have to learn that one for my funeral and if anyone doesn't sing, I will come back and fvcking haunt you... smile

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Nice one Coupy !

Who recorded that ?

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It was the B side of Always look on the Bright side of Life. smile




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