There's only one thing that I'm
Cherie will swipe the lot,
Every light bulb and each curtain.
I haven't spent too much on
They've all been freebies.
My thanks to Little Cliff
And one of the Bee Gees.
Regrets, I've quite a few,
But non at all about my pension.
While some have lost the lot,
Mine is great, I'd like to mention.
Some say that they hate me
For selling gongs along the highway.
I pray that Scotland Yard
Will not come my way.
There were times, Iraq no doubt,
I thought that I would get found out.
But through it all, my friends stood
And kept their gobs shut one and all.
Then someone said:
Just use your head
And blame Lord Levy.
What is a man, what has he got?
Well in my case, it's quite a lot
And very soon in the USA,
Millions more will come my way.
And George Bush knows
I took the blows
And did it his way.